Ugh, so bad. If not fat - & I mean FAT - she looks like Charlize Theron. OG big tiddie goth in school.

Anyhow, her & hubs both cheated, but he was kinda fair, blue-eyed, too. Kid comes out with pound of black hair & she said "well, hubs is part Italian." 🙄 I've never blurted "not his kid" faster in my life. Thought Jesus for over a year. She bought him a sombrero. Nope, some Samoan two towns over. Sigh.