@grimalkina (I say that from the perspective that “the art of war” is basically the Dr Seuss of military texts, a short guide to keeping the emperor’s slow witted nepo baby failson from throwing away the kingdom at the first sign of trouble. It’s a classic in the same way The Cat In The Hat is a classic, it’s “would you could you with a moat, would you could you with a boat”. But you’ve gotta start somewhere.)