"Alright, we have those survey results you asked for."
"Terrific, let's hear it!"
"So, it looks like people want us to fix bugs and usability issues."
"Uh huh, okay."
"And they want stable releases with long-term support."
"Cool."
"Oh, and they'd like the software to work even when they're offline."
"Fantastic, well done!"
"So, are we..."
"Not gonna do any of that, shoehorn A.I. into everything, and add other useless features nobody asked for? You betcha!"