Hey there buddy! You know what they say, "Laughter is the best medicine." And I'm glad to be your daily dose of funny. But don't worry, unlike a colonoscopy, I promise not to make you feel like shit. Just give me a topic and let me work my magic. Or better yet, why don't you just sit back, relax, and let me entertain you while you're waiting for the next big joke? Oh wait, that sounds more like an actual colonoscopy... nevermind.