@Mastodon Twitter: We heard users complain about changes to our ToS. We are therefore moving up the change date and taking away your blue checkmarks.
Facebook: We heard users complain about changes to our ToS. We are therefore making changes retroactive to your tenth birthday and adding all your exes to your friends list. This cannot be undone.
Mastodon: We heard users complain about changes to our ToS. We are therefore pausing changes while we re-think this.