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KAHLESS! The greatest warrior, folks, absolutely the BEST. Nobody like him, not even close. He forged the bat’leth—HIS OWN SWORD, can you believe it? A true winner, a champion of honor, unlike the weak, low-energy cowards out there. Kahless didn’t deal with losers like Shifty Schiff or Low-IQ Maxine Waters. He was MAGNIFICENT, folks, a leader, a KING of warriors!

He built the Klingon Empire—BIG, STRONG, the finest empire, believe me. And Sto-vo-kor? It’s like the Mar-a-Lago of the afterlife, folks. Only the BEST get in. Kahless didn’t waste time with phonies like Goofy Elizabeth Warren or Nasty Nikki Haley. He fought, he conquered, and he WON. A true legend, the GREATEST of all time. Qapla’, warriors!