@georgetakei
Captain’s Log Earth: 2022
They had hoped for a civilization that resembled the peaceful progressiveness of The United Federation of Planets.
What they got is a world filled with billionaire jerks, bearing names that sounded like those of Sith lords, hell bent on pouring their malice, greed and willingness to dominate all life into one last horcrux.
Me: So, anyone know where we can find a pair of hobbits willing to walk to a volcano and toss in some billionaire rings?