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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 16:26:04 JST Fesshole 🧻

   IT admin. We have a device that can very accurately locate and identify WiFi/Bluetooth devices. We have detected not one, but TWO Bluetooth enabled sex toys in the office this month. Who is bringing these things to work??

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     karamazov1879 (karamazov1879@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 17:34:27 JST karamazov1879

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     @fesshole Inquiring minds?

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     Viacheslav A (via4@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 19:22:45 JST Viacheslav A

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     @fesshole I guess, fesser could tell those devices apart by the SIG in their advisement frame (I don't think it's precise though).
     The main takeaway I believe is - disable unused radios, on your phone, headset, laptop etc. Do not leak unnecessary signal

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 20:58:36 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Suspecting fiction here.

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     Michael Kohne (mhkohne@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Oct-2026 00:53:16 JST Michael Kohne

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     @fesshole None of your business, and stop trying to id devices that aren't trying to connect to your network.

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     hotelzululima (hotelzululima@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Oct-2026 01:56:32 JST hotelzululima

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     @fesshole

     shit If I found you were doing this?? you would see thousands of spoofed addressed from the SDR I carry in my go bag just so I could fuck with YOUR surveillance.. ya might even find your own devices spoofed and rebroadcast as sex toys... be afraid.. be very fucking afraid...

     #asswipeAdmins

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     Karma Sahne - R.I.P @natenom (neuimneuland@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Oct-2026 03:31:12 JST Karma Sahne - R.I.P @natenom

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     @fesshole Is it forbidden to bring toys to the office?