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Autoverkehr, fordert Umwandlung der Autobahnen in Radschnellwege - The future of mobility is not about carsLinux - Radsport (gerne auch dreckig aka Cyclocross) - linksgr\u00fcnversifft - von Kindern auf Trab gehalten","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@neuimneuland","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"neuimneuland","displayName":"Karma Sahne - R.I.P @natenom","note":"Leugnet den menschengemachten Autoverkehr, fordert Umwandlung der Autobahnen in Radschnellwege - The future of mobility is not about carsLinux - Radsport (gerne auch dreckig aka Cyclocross) - linksgr\u00fcnversifft - von Kindern auf Trab gehalten"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Is it forbidden to bring toys to the office?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/neuimneuland\/statuses\/117389725402626084","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/neuimneuland\/statuses\/117389725402626084","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Is it forbidden to bring toys to the office?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@neuimneuland\/117389725402626084","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117387107079817083","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117387107079817083"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-05:objectType=thread:nonce=5ef5a08c29ae845c","notice_info":{"local_id":"13242626","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-05T18:31:12+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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gump -&gt; internet security\/cryptography industrypublisher&amp; lead defendant PGP 1.0 June 5, 1991&quot;I wrote your banking network(lol)&quot;&quot;I wrote your logistics network!&quot;(among other infrastructure)lifelong potheadI was very close to the heart of the internet at the very beginning.] #melungeon#DawesRollsI never expected to live long enough to be one of the keepers of memories of the very early Internet but here we areDetails Matter!","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@hotelzululima","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"hotelzululima","displayName":"hotelzululima","note":"wanderer\/joat\/raconteur\/cypherpunk\/philomath\/eccentricforest gump -&gt; internet security\/cryptography industrypublisher&amp; lead defendant PGP 1.0 June 5, 1991&quot;I wrote your banking network(lol)&quot;&quot;I wrote your logistics network!&quot;(among other infrastructure)lifelong potheadI was very close to the heart of the internet at the very beginning.] #melungeon#DawesRollsI never expected to live long enough to be one of the keepers of memories of the very early Internet but here we areDetails Matter!"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <\/p><p>shit If I found you were doing this?? you would see thousands of spoofed addressed from the SDR I carry in my go bag just so I could fuck with YOUR surveillance.. ya might even find your own devices spoofed and rebroadcast as sex toys... be afraid.. be very fucking afraid...<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/tags\/asswipeAdmins\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#asswipeAdmins<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/hotelzululima\/statuses\/117389353238562399","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/hotelzululima\/statuses\/117389353238562399","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <\/p><p>shit If I found you were doing this?? you would see thousands of spoofed addressed from the SDR I carry in my go bag just so I could fuck with YOUR surveillance.. ya might even find your own devices spoofed and rebroadcast as sex toys... be afraid.. be very fucking afraid...<\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/tags\/asswipeAdmins\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#asswipeAdmins<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@hotelzululima\/117389353238562399","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117387107079817083","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117387107079817083"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-05:objectType=thread:nonce=5ef5a08c29ae845c","notice_info":{"local_id":"13242292","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-05T16:56:32+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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every day.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@mhkohne","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mhkohne","displayName":"Michael Kohne","note":"A new screw-up every day."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> None of your business, and stop trying to id devices that aren't trying to connect to your network.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mhkohne\/statuses\/117389104791951304","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mhkohne\/statuses\/117389104791951304","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> None of your business, and stop trying to id devices that aren't trying to connect to your 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Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Suspecting fiction here.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117388182086938975","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/117388182086938975","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Suspecting fiction here.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117388182086938975","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117387107079817083","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117387107079817083"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-05:objectType=thread:nonce=5ef5a08c29ae845c","notice_info":{"local_id":"13241193","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-05T11:58:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/117388182086938975"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/via4","displayName":"Viacheslav A","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/280531-original-tmp20240907172207.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/280531-96-20250803110724.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/280531-48-20250803110724.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/280531-24-20250803110724.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"280531"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/280531-96-20250803110724.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"RBDSM developer, bloody enterprise data architect, wannabe mtb racer, \u201clocked out because of typo\u201d type of guy. 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Avatar: Disenchantment cartoon character demon Lucy looks surprised"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I guess, fesser could tell those devices apart by the SIG in their advisement frame (I don't think it's precise though).<br \/>The main takeaway I believe is - disable unused radios, on your phone, headset, laptop etc. Do not leak unnecessary signal<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/via4\/statuses\/117387805049546337","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/via4\/statuses\/117387805049546337","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I guess, fesser could tell those devices apart by the SIG in their advisement frame (I don't think it's precise though).<br \/>The main 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href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Inquiring minds?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/karamazov1879\/statuses\/117387187752007579","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/karamazov1879\/statuses\/117387187752007579","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Inquiring 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We have a device that can very accurately locate and identify WiFi\/Bluetooth devices. We have detected not one, but TWO Bluetooth enabled sex toys in the office this month. Who is bringing these things to work??<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117387107079817083","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117387107079817083","objectType":"note","content":"<p>IT admin. We have a device that can very accurately locate and identify WiFi\/Bluetooth devices. We have detected not one, but TWO Bluetooth enabled sex toys in the office this month. Who is bringing these things to work??<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117387107079817083","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-05:objectType=thread:nonce=5ef5a08c29ae845c","notice_info":{"local_id":"13240384","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-05T07:26:04+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117387107079817083"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6732576","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}