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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 04-Oct-2026 22:25:43 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Ordered food my body is intolerant to on a date because I couldn't read the menu and didn't want them to see that I need reading glasses. Went back to their place but farted so much they kicked me out. For the best, my underwear was a mess.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-2026 00:42:37 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Yes, them finding out you need reading glasses would have been MUCH more embarrassing, I'm sure we all agree. 🙄

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     PersonImInternet (personiminternet@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Oct-2026 05:23:40 JST PersonImInternet

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     @fesshole did you wear glasses to inspect your soiled underpants?