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Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. 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Went back to their place but farted so much they kicked me out. For the best, my underwear was a mess.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-08:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117382860384411078","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117382860384411078","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Ordered food my body is intolerant to on a date because I couldn't read the menu and didn't want them to see that I need reading glasses. Went back to their place but farted so much they kicked me out. For the best, my underwear was a mess.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117382860384411078","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-04:objectType=thread:nonce=06e9da5e960914f5","notice_info":{"local_id":"13236682","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-04T13:25:43+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117382860384411078"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6730614","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}