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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2026 04:26:15 JST Fesshole 🧻

   As parents, we're not supposed to have a favourite child. However, when making chocolate spread sandwiches I always put more spread in the one I'm going to give my daughter. Don't feel bad in the slightest, she doesn't play up as much as my son does.

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     Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 (lazarou@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2026 04:40:35 JST Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

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     @fesshole Marge Simpson?

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     Cadence (cadence022@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-Oct-2026 14:34:57 JST Cadence

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     @fesshole yeah ... I live with 4 of the little feckers ... sadly I can't say I disagree with this one. reward the ones who don't give you a pounding raging mental health crisis inducing headache every single hour.