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It is a benevolent society. Epic pwnage for the win!Luxury Designer Exclusive Premium Luxury Deluxe.F*ck all those other b*tches!","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@hastyabsquatulator","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"hastyabsquatulator","displayName":"Girl With \"That Thing\"","note":"Amazing wonderful spectacular stellar excelling powerful girl.I have a happy day, and a lucky fortune. It is a benevolent society. Epic pwnage for the win!Luxury Designer Exclusive Premium Luxury Deluxe.F*ck all those other b*tches!"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Fuck you, bitch.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/117049191282158221\/statuses\/117429757342462483","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/117049191282158221\/statuses\/117429757342462483","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Fuck you, bitch.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@hastyabsquatulator\/117429757342462483","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117350302259379134","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117350302259379134"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:objectType=thread:nonce=9d7443177af14b6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13269987","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-12T20:12:47+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@hastyabsquatulator\/117429757342462483"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/cadence022","displayName":"Cadence","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"375144"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I am Cadence, sometimes known as the Cadence Collective. Plural, blind. I enjoy many things, including singing, writing, listening to music, and playing the occasional video game. they\/them pronouns. Blogger, youtube content creator. feel free to reach out.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@cadence022","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"cadence022","displayName":"Cadence","note":"I am Cadence, sometimes known as the Cadence Collective. Plural, blind. I enjoy many things, including singing, writing, listening to music, and playing the occasional video game. they\/them pronouns. Blogger, youtube content creator. feel free to reach out."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> yeah ... I live with 4 of the little feckers ... sadly I can't say I disagree with this one. reward the ones who don't give you a pounding raging mental health crisis inducing headache every single hour.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/cadence022\/statuses\/117364024448248511","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/cadence022\/statuses\/117364024448248511","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> yeah ... I live with 4 of the little feckers ... sadly I can't say I disagree with this one. reward the ones who don't give you a pounding raging mental health crisis inducing headache every single hour.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@cadence022\/117364024448248511","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117350302259379134","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117350302259379134"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:objectType=thread:nonce=9d7443177af14b6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13225608","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-10-01T05:34:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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are not for strangers.I do not give a fuck about your Privileged White Guy opinions, educate yourself instead of telling me off.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Lazarou","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Lazarou","displayName":"Lazarou Monkey Terror \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc99\ud83c\udf08","note":"Husband to Rachel ( @Rachey )#Bisexual #Xennial #Progressive #Transhumanism #Space #London #SimCity4 #Worldbuilding He\/They Death to the OligarchyDestroyer Of WorldsDo NOT Tone Police me.DMs are not for strangers.I do not give a fuck about your Privileged White Guy opinions, educate yourself instead of telling me off."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Marge Simpson?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Lazarou\/statuses\/117350362679732348","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Lazarou\/statuses\/117350362679732348","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Marge Simpson?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Lazarou\/117350362679732348","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117350302259379134","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117350302259379134"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:objectType=thread:nonce=9d7443177af14b6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13216505","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-28T19:40:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Lazarou\/117350362679732348"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole 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However, when making chocolate spread sandwiches I always put more spread in the one I'm going to give my daughter. Don't feel bad in the slightest, she doesn't play up as much as my son does.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117350302259379134","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/117350302259379134","objectType":"note","content":"<p>As parents, we're not supposed to have a favourite child. However, when making chocolate spread sandwiches I always put more spread in the one I'm going to give my daughter. Don't feel bad in the slightest, she doesn't play up as much as my son does.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117350302259379134","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-09-28:objectType=thread:nonce=9d7443177af14b6e","notice_info":{"local_id":"13216467","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-09-28T19:26:15+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/117350302259379134"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6719093","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}