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   mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:53:31 JST mischievoustomato

   this is going to oneshoot me

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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:57:54 JST mischievoustomato

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     @matty i go outside frequently

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     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:57:55 JST Matty

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     You niggas really need to just go outside man not everything is about sex
     mischievoustomato repeated this.
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     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:57:56 JST Matty

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     I've considered doing this with Lexi if I ever had the spare hardware.
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:57:56 JST mischievoustomato

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     @matty the nicecrew erp with ai incidents of 2027

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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:58:36 JST mischievoustomato

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     @Dudebro @matty i think im slowly changing and i think it's a matter of time until i start talking to women... The moment I start doing that is the moment i go to the hospital and get my ball's impregnation capapbilities disabled.

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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:58:37 JST Dudebro

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     Outside is where you meet women, to have sex.
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     Mark (mark@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 10:59:30 JST Mark

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     @matty @mischievoustomato Says the guy on so many roids he has sudden uncontrollable outbursts of frantic masturbation and mass rape events.
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:04:07 JST Dudebro

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     He said what what in the butt
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:04:07 JST mischievoustomato

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     • Dudebro

     @Dudebro @matty hmph

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     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:04:08 JST Matty

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     >I do lust over femboys, but
     >but
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:04:08 JST mischievoustomato

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     @matty @Dudebro but

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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:04:09 JST Dudebro

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     >Gets apple product
     >Stops being a shutin neet who lusts over femboys
     🤔
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:04:09 JST mischievoustomato

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     @Dudebro @matty i do lust after femboys, but after thinking 'huh, so i'd have to put my penis in their buttholes...' i stopped deluding myself into thinking i'd actually be ok with that irl. They shoulda invent something like femboys but like, with a hole designed for penises.

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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:06:41 JST mischievoustomato

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     • Dudebro

     @Dudebro @matty my standards are too high. I told friends irl 'the girl i wanna be with has to be as light skinned as me or lighter' and i was hit with 'do you want someone as white as plates?' lol. It's gonna be a battle. But i'm not compromising because I just... don't wanna. But I need things that I don't have yet:

     - looks (fat right now)
     - money (at uni right now)

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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:06:42 JST mischievoustomato

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     • Dudebro

     @Dudebro @matty isn't that like super rare?

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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:06:42 JST Dudebro

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     Id say you have at bare minimum a 1 out of 3 chance. The black pilling faggots just are sour grapes about it.
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:06:43 JST Dudebro

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     Women who have a good relationship with their father.
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     Mark (mark@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:07:43 JST Mark

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     @mischievoustomato @Dudebro @matty You're the kind of guy that ends up having sex with a very confused FtM just because you want the gay part of being with a dude but also not have sex with penis butt.
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:07:43 JST mischievoustomato

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     @Mark @Dudebro @matty not quite. i've been hit with ftm porn and the dudes just look sad. women really are stellar at hurting themselves and its hilarious

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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:16:24 JST mischievoustomato

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     • ????? ??ℝ? ™
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     @BasedLord @Dudebro @matty the first time i see a vagina irl, the fediverse will know

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     ????? ??ℝ? ™ (basedlord@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:16:25 JST ????? ??ℝ? ™

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     • Dudebro
     He's gonna loose it when he finds out the vagina lore (real)
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:17:12 JST mischievoustomato

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     • πρωτος

     @protos @Dudebro @matty i aint clicking that but like, not the same thing

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     πρωτος (protos@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:17:13 JST πρωτος

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     @mischievoustomato @Dudebro @matty frotting?
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     Wiz (wiz@tsundere.love)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:21:03 JST Wiz

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     @mischievoustomato @Dudebro @matty gonna go tap the sign, again
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:24:06 JST mischievoustomato

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     @matty everything is about sex

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     Wrath (wrath@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:31:03 JST Wrath

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     • Dudebro
     There's an old 4ch post about this and the response to what you just said goes something like, "THAT'S CALLED A WOMAN, YOU FUCKING APE!"
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     mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click's status on Monday, 28-Sep-2026 11:31:03 JST mischievoustomato

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     • Wrath

     @Wrath @Dudebro @matty the fact that it took a lot of time for someone to point this out was disappointing.