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   BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 05:43:54 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

   • Oven_Operators_LU_88
   Wild speculation thread time.
   
   1. Trump resigns to allow Vance to negotiate it and avert a war. - low chance
   2. Boots on the ground war / ww3 precursor. - medium chance
   3. This is an empty threat to make him tilt. - medium chance
   4. This is nothing / nothing ever happens. - high chance
   
   RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/ce6318cd-2ddf-44fd-afa7-b28bbdc95426
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     cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 05:51:07 JST cjd

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     > LiMeTeD boots on the ground
     
     Then probably Trump fakes his death to hand it off.
     I think the problem for Israel is Vance - who might decide to fuck them.
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 05:52:52 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @cjd @BowsacNoodle @Oven_Operators_LU_88 No one with power in the country is going to fuck Israel.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 05:59:27 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Robert_Edwardly @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 JD Vance shook the pope’s band and he died shortly after. Bibi is afraid he’s going to be usurped by another in his party when Vance uses touch of death on him.
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     ElJewpacabra (jewpacabra@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 05:59:28 JST ElJewpacabra

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Robert_Edwardly @cjd @BowsacNoodle @Oven_Operators_LU_88 They might. Not jews as a whole, but Israel as a state.
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:05:44 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @BowsacNoodle @Jewpacabra There are no factions. There's red elephant jewry and blue donkey jewry.
     
     We elected trump three times and we're in perpetual war with iran. No one is on our side, and if they are, they won't win.
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:05:45 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • ElJewpacabra
     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Jewpacabra @cjd @BowsacNoodle @Oven_Operators_LU_88 I mean from you guys' lips to God's ears
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     cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:05:45 JST cjd

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     Ehh, you may reconsider when the Jewish Overlords get defeated by The Jeet Faction...
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:11:13 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Jewpacabra @Robert_Edwardly @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88

     JD Vance ascends to the presidency not through a political vacuum, but via a sudden, surreal resignation by Donald Trump, leaving Vance as the sole executor of a secret, dying wish whispered by Pope Francis in the sterile silence of the Apostolic Palace. To the world, Vance launches a hawkish, multi-pronged ground operation into Iran, promising a strategic dismantling of the regime to secure Israeli interests. However, the mission’s logic quickly unravels for the Joint Chiefs as the primary targets shift from nuclear silos to obscure, ancient ruins of zero military value. Vance isn't fighting a war of geopolitics; he is leading a modern-day Crusade to reclaim forgotten theological relics intended to unify a fracturing Christendom. The Israeli government soon realizes they were merely a tactical shield, while the American soldiery finds themselves pawns in a medieval fantasy executed with 21st-century weaponry. As the first sacred site is breached, the narrative pivots from a political thriller to a crisis of faith, centering on whether Vance is a visionary protector or a puppet to a dead man's divine madness. The story concludes not with a treaty, but with the terrifying realization that the machinery of the world's strongest military has been successfully hijacked by a ghost.

     The Vicar’s Gambit starring Nicholas Cage

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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:15:16 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Robert_Edwardly @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 The point of this thread is shitposting. It would be an honor to convince boomers and Central America Firsters of my nonsense joke.
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:15:17 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @BowsacNoodle @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 You can't empower groypers with this level of cope, man
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:35:16 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Jewpacabra @Robert_Edwardly @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 I could really flesh this out but it’s already irreverent enough.

     Pope Francis blessed Vance for the coming task— but what did he really mean? Negotiations break down with Iran as a false flag emp is carried out by Israel against the Iranian American peace talks. Vance and a crew of commandos go dark for 48 hours, declared MIA and likely dead by the outside world. Now they must fight against ancient evils and retake Jerusalem for Christendom.

     The Appalachian Paladin starring Nicholas Cage

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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:37:27 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Robert_Edwardly @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Hey thanks 🙏. The first one was AI, but the idea was mine. The last one was me. I would enjoy writing that, but idk if I have time.
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:37:28 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @BowsacNoodle @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Like as an alt hist fan, this activates the almonds
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 06:37:29 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @BowsacNoodle @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Dude unironically this would make a great short story
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     :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ?? (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:10:50 JST :njp:Robert_Edwardly :windmill_of_friendship: ??

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @BowsacNoodle @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Gonna hang you as a clanker lover
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:10:50 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Robert_Edwardly @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Total robot death. I was driving while I made it though.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:14:36 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @King_Noticer @Robert_Edwardly @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 IDK what that is
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     King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:14:37 JST King_Noticer

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @BowsacNoodle @Robert_Edwardly @Jewpacabra @cjd @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Mostly robot death
     
     XJ-9 can stay because I like her and the thing she does is not a job a human can do anyways :jahy_derp:
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     King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:19:08 JST King_Noticer

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @tyler @BowsacNoodle @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @cjd @Jewpacabra @Robert_Edwardly I would want her upgraded to an adult robot first :chino_dead:
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:19:08 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @King_Noticer @tyler @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @cjd @Jewpacabra @Robert_Edwardly Well at least it’s just robophilia instead of pedorobophilia… that’s slightly less bad?
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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:19:09 JST Tyler

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     He just wants to have sex with a teenage robot
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:26:43 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @King_Noticer @tyler @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @cjd @Jewpacabra @Robert_Edwardly All ”sex” with robots is something between masturbation and beastiity, probably more the former. Also it is very disordered.
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     King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 07:26:44 JST King_Noticer

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @BowsacNoodle @tyler @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @cjd @Jewpacabra @Robert_Edwardly What’s next? GAY robosexual marriage?! :blinkscrem:
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 09:24:58 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • Oven_Operators_LU_88
     @Xenophon @Oven_Operators_LU_88 So true!
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 09:24:59 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     Trump will run in 2028 because he will be winning so bigly we will let him