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   lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 01:51:51 JST lainy
   somebody offers you $3,500 to finish everything on this tray in 90 minutes. could/would you do it? :thinking_cirno:
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     Pink (can@haz.pink)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 01:53:46 JST Pink

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     @lain yes. And then I'd die from a heart attack

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     FrailLeaf (frailleaf@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 01:55:55 JST FrailLeaf

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     @lain yeah, all of it will be shoved into my ass
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     Cool_Zone :njp: (tarnishedyarmulke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 01:58:33 JST Cool_Zone :njp:

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     I am displeased by the feeder fetish person in front of me and feel that they should instead be put in the fryer.
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 01:58:45 JST binkle

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     @lain hear me out
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     T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:00:46 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:

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     @lain i could probably barely start
     i find this viscerally disgusting
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     Cool Kitty (sand@kitty.haus)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:01:10 JST Cool Kitty

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     @lain engagement bait
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     Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:01:10 JST Suquili

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     @sand @lain niggas tryna get that fedi ad revenue 😤
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     Δestiny Μ (destiny_m@shitpost.poridge.club)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:06:28 JST Δestiny Μ

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     @lain@lain.com Burgers and fries wouldn’t hurt much, but four! cups of liqufied sugar – fυςκ that, even for $3,500.

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     Gabriel (gabriel@mstdn.starnix.network)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:06:38 JST Gabriel

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     @lain I could still finish that in under 15 lfmao, also would.

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     Cool Kitty (sand@kitty.haus)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:08:16 JST Cool Kitty

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     @lain anyway, no, i would not be able to finish that.
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     feld (feld@friedcheese.us)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:08:33 JST feld

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     @gabriel @lain this is the thing that amazes me about humans. Somehow your body can just scream MORE MORE MORE for that and I'd be checked out after one burger or one pack of nuggs
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     Max Mustermann (maxmustermann@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 02:08:44 JST Max Mustermann

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     @lain I might be able to barely pull it off with the native version. But my mouth would taste metallic from the patties.
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     kirby (kirby@freerobuxextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 12:13:54 JST kirby

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     @lain too little money for so much consequence no absolutely not
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     Willow Brook 💜 (paradox@raru.re)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 12:14:25 JST Willow Brook 💜

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     @lain I'd have to go a full day without food. The Coke would be the hardest part cuz I don't like it.

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     Yomiel (yomiel@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 12:14:59 JST Yomiel

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     That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks So fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
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     Princess Serena Star✨️ MKAB Test Run (starcross@mk.absturztau.be)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 12:15:10 JST Princess Serena Star✨️ MKAB Test Run

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     @lain@lain.com Absolutely. Easiest money I'd ever make.

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     Captain Wet Beard (captain_wet_beard@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jul-2026 12:15:27 JST Captain Wet Beard

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     @lain Challenging, but doable
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