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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 05:20:36 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Senior IT guy here. We sent out an all-company reminder that viewing porn on company devices or time is inappropriate. We were deluged with apologies and excuses. In retrospect, it looked like an individual email. We referred the ones who had previously pissed us off to HR.

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     crumbletiltskin (crumbletiltskin@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 07:44:58 JST crumbletiltskin

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     @fesshole how did you not know about the others?

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     vrek (vrek@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 08:29:47 JST vrek

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     @fesshole back in 2015 I had a old roommate ask if I could fix his computer. He said it hasn't worked in a years. I asked what happened. One time he was just checking email and a screen popped up saying "child porn has been detected on this device, send 300 dollars worth of iTunes gift cards to this account (email address) or the fbi will arrest you in the morning". He panicked, shut down computer, removed hard drive and ram. They were put seperately into zip lock sandwich bags.

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     Anthony Brian Mallgren (abmallgren@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-2026 13:03:35 JST Anthony Brian Mallgren

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     @fesshole I heard they call this anti-house-wife clockwork ungsh policy. Good to get some rest.