{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":4,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116786773036832205","displayName":"Anthony Brian Mallgren","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"402010"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@abmallgren","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"abmallgren","displayName":"Anthony Brian Mallgren"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I heard they call this anti-house-wife clockwork ungsh policy. Good to get some rest.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-09:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116786773036832205\/statuses\/116831408174849624","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116786773036832205\/statuses\/116831408174849624","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I heard they call this anti-house-wife clockwork ungsh policy. Good to get some rest.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@abmallgren\/116831408174849624","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116829585730109012","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116829585730109012"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-28:objectType=thread:nonce=82c24eab375c3426","notice_info":{"local_id":"12814862","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-29T04:03:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@abmallgren\/116831408174849624"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/115758366037627508","displayName":"vrek","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"388880"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@vrek","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"vrek","displayName":"vrek"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> back in 2015 I had a old roommate ask if I could fix his computer. He said it hasn't worked in a years. I asked what happened. One time he was just checking email and a screen popped up saying \"child porn has been detected on this device, send 300 dollars worth of iTunes gift cards to this account (email address) or the fbi will arrest you in the morning\". He panicked, shut down computer, removed hard drive and ram. They were put seperately into zip lock sandwich bags.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-09:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/115758366037627508\/statuses\/116830329981270123","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/115758366037627508\/statuses\/116830329981270123","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> back in 2015 I had a old roommate ask if I could fix his computer. He said it hasn't worked in a years. I asked what happened. One time he was just checking email and a screen popped up saying \"child porn has been detected on this device, send 300 dollars worth of iTunes gift cards to this account (email address) or the fbi will arrest you in the morning\". He panicked, shut down computer, removed hard drive and ram. They were put seperately into zip lock sandwich bags.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@vrek\/116830329981270123","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116829585730109012","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116829585730109012"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-28:objectType=thread:nonce=82c24eab375c3426","notice_info":{"local_id":"12813997","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-28T23:29:47+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@vrek\/116830329981270123"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/crumbletiltskin","displayName":"crumbletiltskin","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360147-original-tmp20251012200524.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360147-96-20251117223618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360147-48-20251117223618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360147-24-20251117223618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"360147"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/360147-96-20251117223618.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Did you know about this mate?Yea, nah mate. I know five fifths of fuck all about it","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@crumbletiltskin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"crumbletiltskin","displayName":"crumbletiltskin","note":"Did you know about this mate?Yea, nah mate. I know five fifths of fuck all about it"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> how did you not know about the others?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-09:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/crumbletiltskin\/statuses\/116830153176524829","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/crumbletiltskin\/statuses\/116830153176524829","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> how did you not know about the others?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@crumbletiltskin\/116830153176524829","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116829585730109012","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116829585730109012"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-28:objectType=thread:nonce=82c24eab375c3426","notice_info":{"local_id":"12813850","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-28T22:44:58+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@crumbletiltskin\/116830153176524829"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>Senior IT guy here. We sent out an all-company reminder that viewing porn on company devices or time is inappropriate. We were deluged with apologies and excuses. In retrospect, it looked like an individual email. We referred the ones who had previously pissed us off to HR.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-09:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116829585730109012","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116829585730109012","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Senior IT guy here. We sent out an all-company reminder that viewing porn on company devices or time is inappropriate. We were deluged with apologies and excuses. In retrospect, it looked like an individual email. We referred the ones who had previously pissed us off to HR.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116829585730109012","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-28:objectType=thread:nonce=82c24eab375c3426","notice_info":{"local_id":"12813205","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-28T20:20:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116829585730109012"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6511122","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}