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   Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 07:35:55 JST Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸

   I just made a 1-line change that improved my software's overall performance by 4x. That's a rare treat! #softwareengineering

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     Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 09:34:12 JST Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸

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     I would be prouder if I weren't the person who put that 1 line into the code in the first place. This is kind of like patting yourself on the back for improving your car's speed after driving around with the parking brake on for a few hours and finally releasing it.

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     Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 10:00:02 JST Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸

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     • Johannes Ernst

     @j12t lol!

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     Johannes Ernst (j12t@j12t.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 10:00:04 JST Johannes Ernst

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     @evan “why are you carrying that heavy anvil around in the desert?” — “that’s because I’m afraid of the lions. When I see a lion, I will immediately drop it and that lets me run much faster!”

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     Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 10:27:52 JST Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸

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     For anyone who cares: I had some digital signing code that I had built bottom-up, and I'd left the conversion from PEM data to a native key structure too far down the stack. It was getting called hundreds of times per minute. I didn't really give it a big thought, until I realized my program was CPU bound, and when I profiled it, the function with this call in it was running 67% of the time. So I moved the PEM-to-key call up a couple of levels, cached it, and got a 4x improvement in performance.

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     John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁🫎 (johnefrancis@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 10:38:19 JST John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁🫎

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     @evan it's not "I fell off the jetway again" bad...

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     Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 11:06:57 JST Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸

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     • John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁🫎

     @johnefrancis Well...

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     Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸 (evan@cosocial.ca)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 13:50:40 JST Evan Prodromou 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇷🇵🇸

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     • Roy

     @roytoo but it's great when you fix it and suddenly everything is fast!

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     Roy (roytoo@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 13:50:42 JST Roy

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     @evan
     I think most programmers have been in that position before where their past self unintentionally made a performance issue blunder. I always try to be as forgiving of my past self as I would be for someone else who made an unintentional mistake.
     (But it's hard because I'm my own hardest critic.)