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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:20:32 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I just learned of a benefit to aging and I'm 100% overusing it. When you're around young people, they do things for you! You ask. They get up and do it. Would you be a dear and get me _______ . They'll do it! I'm only 58 and I can get those dummies to do anything.

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     L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ (mabande@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:22:32 JST L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ

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     @fesshole Oh no! Yer nan's gone mad with power!

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     Excuse me (exxxcuseme@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:32:33 JST Excuse me

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     @fesshole Bring back tweens! I'm tween 40 and 60 and I approve this message.

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     Moray (moray@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 04:48:58 JST Moray

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     @fesshole You don't look a day over 70

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     Skwirrel (squirrelwithaninvisiblew@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 05:31:10 JST Skwirrel

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     @fesshole I have friends in their 70s and 80s who regularly go to galleries and gardens and ‘accidentally’ wander into ticketed areas. Sometimes they’re accosted, in which case they feign ‘oh sorry, we didn’t realise’ and overplay the doddery old dear act before paying their way, but don’t be fooled, they absolutely know what they’re doing! I can’t get away with it just yet (I’m 47), but I’ll be learning from the best until I can 😆

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     Beggar Midas (beggarmidas@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 07:57:13 JST Beggar Midas

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     @fesshole Yeah, anything but listen to anything useful you have to say.

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     Solitha (solitha@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 08:07:22 JST Solitha

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     @fesshole Two possible corollaries:

     1. You look much older.

     2. You're crying wolf, and will eventually understand the moral of that old story.

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     🐜 (antdude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 11:31:26 JST 🐜

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     @fesshole not in families! /s