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@fesshole<\/a> not in families! \/s<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/antdude\/statuses\/116757434177886311","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/antdude\/statuses\/116757434177886311","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> not in families! \/s<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@antdude\/116757434177886311","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12759331","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T02:31:26+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@antdude\/116757434177886311"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/solitha","displayName":"Solitha","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/180609-original-tmp20230930230210.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/180609-96-20230930230210.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/180609-48-20230930230210.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/180609-24-20230930230210.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"180609"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/180609-96-20230930230210.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"No follows, please.Retired from public service. #books #gaming #Midst #CriticalRole #NoAI","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@solitha","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"solitha","displayName":"Solitha","note":"No follows, please.Retired from public service. #books #gaming #Midst #CriticalRole #NoAI"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Two possible corollaries:<\/p>

1. You look much older.<\/p>

2. You're crying wolf, and will eventually understand the moral of that old story.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/solitha\/statuses\/116756633362198395","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/solitha\/statuses\/116756633362198395","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Two possible corollaries:<\/p>

1. You look much older.<\/p>

2. You're crying wolf, and will eventually understand the moral of that old story.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@solitha\/116756633362198395","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12758574","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T23:07:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@solitha\/116756633362198395"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Beggarmidas","displayName":"Beggar Midas","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296097-original-tmp20260507211700.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296097-96-20260511171023.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296097-48-20260511171023.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296097-24-20260511171023.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"296097"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/296097-96-20260511171023.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Retired Bodyguard\/Private Military Contractor - Hooligan Logician - Chaotic Good Pragmatist - Been Places, Done Stuff-Not quite like anyone else you've ever met, according to everyone else I've ever met-Wing-isms are 19th century philosophies incapable of addressing 21st century problems-Here to get as many of you informed & prepared to successfully resist & overcome an American Tyranny as I possibly can.#ProAmerican #Promilitary #Pro1A #Pro2A #prochoice #NoKings #proequality #SlavaUkraine","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Beggarmidas","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Beggarmidas","displayName":"Beggar Midas","note":"Retired Bodyguard\/Private Military Contractor - Hooligan Logician - Chaotic Good Pragmatist - Been Places, Done Stuff-Not quite like anyone else you've ever met, according to everyone else I've ever met-Wing-isms are 19th century philosophies incapable of addressing 21st century problems-Here to get as many of you informed & prepared to successfully resist & overcome an American Tyranny as I possibly can.#ProAmerican #Promilitary #Pro1A #Pro2A #prochoice #NoKings #proequality #SlavaUkraine"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Yeah, anything but listen to anything useful you have to say.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Beggarmidas\/statuses\/116756593372425054","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Beggarmidas\/statuses\/116756593372425054","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Yeah, anything but listen to anything useful you have to say.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Beggarmidas\/116756593372425054","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12758528","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T22:57:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Beggarmidas\/116756593372425054"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116472159933567688","displayName":"Skwirrel","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/391994-original-tmp20260508172704.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/391994-96-20260508172705.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/391994-48-20260508172705.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/391994-24-20260508172705.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"391994"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/391994-96-20260508172705.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"UK based thinker\/forgetter just trying to unobtrusively exist with occasional bursts of unrestrained ego.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"SquirrelwithaninvisibleW","displayName":"Skwirrel","note":"UK based thinker\/forgetter just trying to unobtrusively exist with occasional bursts of unrestrained ego."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I have friends in their 70s and 80s who regularly go to galleries and gardens and \u2018accidentally\u2019 wander into ticketed areas. Sometimes they\u2019re accosted, in which case they feign \u2018oh sorry, we didn\u2019t realise\u2019 and overplay the doddery old dear act before paying their way, but don\u2019t be fooled, they absolutely know what they\u2019re doing! I can\u2019t get away with it just yet (I\u2019m 47), but I\u2019ll be learning from the best until I can \ud83d\ude06<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116472159933567688\/statuses\/116756014777941069","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116472159933567688\/statuses\/116756014777941069","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I have friends in their 70s and 80s who regularly go to galleries and gardens and \u2018accidentally\u2019 wander into ticketed areas. Sometimes they\u2019re accosted, in which case they feign \u2018oh sorry, we didn\u2019t realise\u2019 and overplay the doddery old dear act before paying their way, but don\u2019t be fooled, they absolutely know what they\u2019re doing! I can\u2019t get away with it just yet (I\u2019m 47), but I\u2019ll be learning from the best until I can \ud83d\ude06<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW\/116756014777941069","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12758040","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T20:31:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW\/116756014777941069"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Moray","displayName":"Moray","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/345827-original-tmp20250517141014.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/345827-96-20250517141014.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/345827-48-20250517141014.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/345827-24-20250517141015.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"345827"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/345827-96-20250517141014.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Moray","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Moray","displayName":"Moray"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> You don't look a day over 70<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Moray\/statuses\/116755853267410186","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Moray\/statuses\/116755853267410186","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> You don't look a day over 70<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Moray\/116755853267410186","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12757889","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T19:48:58+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Moray\/116755853267410186"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Exxxcuseme","displayName":"Excuse me","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"359040"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Exxxcuseme","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Exxxcuseme","displayName":"Excuse me"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Bring back tweens! I'm tween 40 and 60 and I approve this message.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Exxxcuseme\/statuses\/116755788627610081","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Exxxcuseme\/statuses\/116755788627610081","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Bring back tweens! I'm tween 40 and 60 and I approve this message.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Exxxcuseme\/116755788627610081","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12757830","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T19:32:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Exxxcuseme\/116755788627610081"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Mabande","displayName":"L'\u00e9gr\u00e9gore Andr\u00e9 \ua56d\ua56c","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84767-original-tmp20230104072149.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84767-96-20230124092921.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84767-48-20230124092921.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84767-24-20230124092921.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"84767"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/84767-96-20230124092921.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Constant discovery.(Sorry, I had to activate "request to follow" because of bots, but I try to approve and follow back people I've interacted with)","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Mabande","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Mabande","displayName":"L'\u00e9gr\u00e9gore Andr\u00e9 \ua56d\ua56c","note":"Constant discovery.(Sorry, I had to activate "request to follow" because of bots, but I try to approve and follow back people I've interacted with)"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Oh no! Yer nan's gone mad with power!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Mabande\/statuses\/116755748388575962","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Mabande\/statuses\/116755748388575962","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Oh no! Yer nan's gone mad with power!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Mabande\/116755748388575962","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12757765","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T19:22:32+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Mabande\/116755748388575962"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"

I just learned of a benefit to aging and I'm 100% overusing it. When you're around young people, they do things for you! You ask. They get up and do it. Would you be a dear and get me _______ . They'll do it! I'm only 58 and I can get those dummies to do anything.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-31:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116755739806252949","objectType":"note","content":"

I just learned of a benefit to aging and I'm 100% overusing it. When you're around young people, they do things for you! You ask. They get up and do it. Would you be a dear and get me _______ . They'll do it! I'm only 58 and I can get those dummies to do anything.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-15:objectType=thread:nonce=3ed57700d294516c","notice_info":{"local_id":"12757751","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-15T19:20:32+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116755739806252949"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6480683","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}