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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 07:20:10 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I spent far too much time during my PhD in fluid mechanics trying to prove that the slow stream of piss with big drops is better at getting shit stains off the toilet than a faster constant stream. Even have the draft paper written.

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     Jeroen Baert (jbaert@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 12:02:43 JST Jeroen Baert

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     @fesshole ignobel bait!

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     Waveydavey (davepoole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 14:59:48 JST Waveydavey

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     @fesshole Sometimes depends how long the shit stains have been in place i feel.

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     Alien software, human hardware (mavu@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 21:11:44 JST Alien software, human hardware

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     @fesshole i applaud this effort, although my own research seems to point to a opposite effect.

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     haskins (haskins@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jun-2026 02:49:45 JST haskins

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     @fesshole So not only fluid dynamics but also organic chemistry? Cool!

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     Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤 (sloanlance@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jun-2026 20:31:25 JST Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤

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     @fesshole
     Written on toilet paper, I hope.