{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":6,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/sloanlance","displayName":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) \ud83d\udc64","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/73746-original-tmp20221214201350.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/73746-96-20221214201350.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/73746-48-20221214201350.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/73746-24-20221214201350.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"73746"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/73746-96-20221214201350.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"#Michiganian #Pythonista #ComputerScientist \ud83d\udcbb \u2016 Work: @lsloanWhen you see me, you see only the three-dimensional shadow of my higher-dimensional self.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@sloanlance","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"sloanlance","displayName":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) \ud83d\udc64","note":"#Michiganian #Pythonista #ComputerScientist \ud83d\udcbb \u2016 Work: @lsloanWhen you see me, you see only the three-dimensional shadow of my higher-dimensional self."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>Written on toilet paper, I hope.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/sloanlance\/statuses\/116759553112393690","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/sloanlance\/statuses\/116759553112393690","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>Written on toilet paper, I hope.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@sloanlance\/116759553112393690","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-12:objectType=thread:nonce=2a8d6750128d42c1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12760891","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-16T11:31:25+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@sloanlance\/116759553112393690"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/haskins","displayName":"haskins","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/350933-original-tmp20250621152946.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/350933-96-20250621152946.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/350933-48-20250621152946.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/350933-24-20250621152946.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"350933"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/350933-96-20250621152946.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Biodegradable matter in a convenient useful form. Previously developed software for money, now reads SFF.Consumer; not a producer as much. Follow-backs not expected nor necessarily desired. Performance anxiety, you know.Not AI generated, but AI would say that, so.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@haskins","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"haskins","displayName":"haskins","note":"Biodegradable matter in a convenient useful form. Previously developed software for money, now reads SFF.Consumer; not a producer as much. Follow-backs not expected nor necessarily desired. Performance anxiety, you know.Not AI generated, but AI would say that, so."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> So not only fluid dynamics but also organic chemistry? Cool!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/haskins\/statuses\/116744059814940035","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/haskins\/statuses\/116744059814940035","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> So not only fluid dynamics but also organic chemistry? Cool!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@haskins\/116744059814940035","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-12:objectType=thread:nonce=2a8d6750128d42c1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12747604","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-13T17:49:45+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@haskins\/116744059814940035"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mavu","displayName":"Alien software, human hardware","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/113661-original-tmp20230421114847.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":156,"height":156},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/113661-96-20230502120120.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/113661-48-20230502120120.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/113661-24-20230502120120.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"113661"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/113661-96-20230502120120.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I am very funny and will like and boost every cat picture i see. EXCEPT YOURS PAUL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.(*)Terms and conditions:Messages (posts, &quot;toots&quot;) by this account can be used to train AI models, with a licensing fee of 1337\u20ac per message. AI vendors will need to prove compliance with this license, or have to pay the licensing fee. Contact me for Bulk licensing deals.(*) for maximum effect, please imagine all humour posted, spoken with an impassive straight face.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@mavu","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mavu","displayName":"Alien software, human hardware","note":"I am very funny and will like and boost every cat picture i see. EXCEPT YOURS PAUL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.(*)Terms and conditions:Messages (posts, &quot;toots&quot;) by this account can be used to train AI models, with a licensing fee of 1337\u20ac per message. AI vendors will need to prove compliance with this license, or have to pay the licensing fee. Contact me for Bulk licensing deals.(*) for maximum effect, please imagine all humour posted, spoken with an impassive straight face."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> i applaud this effort, although my own research seems to point to a opposite effect.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mavu\/statuses\/116742712317072485","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mavu\/statuses\/116742712317072485","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> i applaud this effort, although my own research seems to point to a opposite effect.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@mavu\/116742712317072485","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-12:objectType=thread:nonce=2a8d6750128d42c1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12746561","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-13T12:11:44+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Sometimes depends how long the shit stains have been in place i feel.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116029350337132969\/statuses\/116741268123961797","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116029350337132969\/statuses\/116741268123961797","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Sometimes depends how long the shit stains have been in place i feel.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@davepoole\/116741268123961797","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-12:objectType=thread:nonce=2a8d6750128d42c1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12745521","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-13T05:59:48+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@davepoole\/116741268123961797"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/jbaert","displayName":"Jeroen 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bait!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@jbaert\/116740571822863439","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-12:objectType=thread:nonce=2a8d6750128d42c1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12745003","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-13T03:02:43+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@jbaert\/116740571822863439"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>I spent far too much time during my PhD in fluid mechanics trying to prove that the slow stream of piss with big drops is better at getting shit stains off the toilet than a faster constant stream. Even have the draft paper written.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116739460681419721","objectType":"note","content":"<p>I spent far too much time during my PhD in fluid mechanics trying to prove that the slow stream of piss with big drops is better at getting shit stains off the toilet than a faster constant stream. Even have the draft paper written.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-12:objectType=thread:nonce=2a8d6750128d42c1","notice_info":{"local_id":"12743715","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-12T22:20:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116739460681419721"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6473455","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}