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   Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 14:17:55 JST Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag:

   Me: Can I run code relying on AVX-512 on [serverless compute product offered by my employer]?
   Coworker 1: We don't guarantee that granularity of instruction sets, and also what the everliving fuck are you doing that made you ask?
   Coworker 2: sigh you can set up a custom compute provider for your function to run on and restrict the types of nodes it runs on, but... wtf

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     Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 14:21:52 JST Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag:

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     • Adam ♿

     @voltagex On a serverless function execution platform, apparently? A product manager DM'd me later with follow up questions after I said I got it working.

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     Adam ♿ (voltagex@aus.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 14:21:53 JST Adam ♿

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     @ryanc is AVX-512 still considered that unusual?

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     Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 14:22:36 JST Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag:

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     • Adam ♿

     @voltagex From what I understand, the platform is mostly used with Python and/or JavaScript.

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     Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 18:03:35 JST Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag:

     • Adam ♿
     • Richard "mtfnpy" Harman (he/him)

     @xabean @voltagex There's a Rust runtime for it!