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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 03:20:12 JST Fesshole 🧻

   When I'm doing a menial task, like supermarket shopping, I look at all the ladies and see which one I'd choose to be with if my wife died. I have not informed my wife of this hobby, because it might upset her, and I'm a good husband.

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     Nathan A. Stine (stinerman@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 03:23:56 JST Nathan A. Stine

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     @fesshole it is true that you can pick a wife like cereal. Women are just there sitting on a shelf, waiting for you to pick them.

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 05:30:53 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole I'd like more examples of menial tasks where you do this.

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     Waveydavey (davepoole@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 22:37:23 JST Waveydavey

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     @fesshole Well, if you are that interested, give me a shout, i think i can sort the wife problem for you

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     Heartache Hotel (intothevoid3@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 00:26:20 JST Heartache Hotel

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     @fesshole if you're imagining a dead wife, you're not a good husband.