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href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Well, if you are that interested, give me a shout, i think i can sort the wife problem for you<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116029350337132969\/statuses\/116726080485021818","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116029350337132969\/statuses\/116726080485021818","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Well, if you are that interested, give me a shout, i think i can sort the wife problem for 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Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I'd like more examples of menial tasks where you do this.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/116722042058764430","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/116722042058764430","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I'd like more examples of menial tasks where you do this.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/116722042058764430","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116721530042881832","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116721530042881832"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-09:objectType=thread:nonce=bbe7f10f111b6fd8","notice_info":{"local_id":"12726001","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-09T20:30:53+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/116722042058764430"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/stinerman","displayName":"Nathan A. 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Mastodon sponsor.#RaiderUp #GoBucks #CBJ #ThisShipRocks #Montr\u00e9ALS in that order. Playoffs only: #ForTheLand #LetEmKnowOn hiatus: #Crew96 #Browns #FCA #USSoccerPosts licensed under CC0 1.0 Universal (https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/publicdomain\/zero\/1.0\/).","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@stinerman","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"stinerman","displayName":"Nathan A. Stine","note":"I am Stine. Comfort the afflicted. Afflict the comfortable. Software Developer. High School Wrestler\u2122. Suffers from clinical depression. Possibly on the spectrum. Mastodon sponsor.#RaiderUp #GoBucks #CBJ #ThisShipRocks #Montr\u00e9ALS in that order. Playoffs only: #ForTheLand #LetEmKnowOn hiatus: #Crew96 #Browns #FCA #USSoccerPosts licensed under CC0 1.0 Universal (https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/publicdomain\/zero\/1.0\/)."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> it is true that you can pick a wife like cereal. Women are just there sitting on a shelf, waiting for you to pick them.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/stinerman\/statuses\/116721543544422021","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/stinerman\/statuses\/116721543544422021","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> it is true that you can pick a wife like cereal. Women are just there sitting on a shelf, waiting for you to pick them.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@stinerman\/116721543544422021","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116721530042881832","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116721530042881832"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-09:objectType=thread:nonce=bbe7f10f111b6fd8","notice_info":{"local_id":"12725475","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-06-09T18:23:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@stinerman\/116721543544422021"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>When I'm doing a menial task, like supermarket shopping, I look at all the ladies and see which one I'd choose to be with if my wife died. I have not informed my wife of this hobby, because it might upset her, and I'm a good husband.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-13:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116721530042881832","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116721530042881832","objectType":"note","content":"<p>When I'm doing a menial task, like supermarket shopping, I look at all the ladies and see which one I'd choose to be with if my wife died. 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