Who amongst you has green eyes?
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 11:47:19 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 11:47:19 JST
penguin
🙋🏼♂️ -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:09:07 JST
penguin
🤨 wtf -
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:09:08 JST
Rose
I don’t know what qualifies as green so I just say I have brown eyes or hazel. -
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:11:04 JST
Rose
I put brown on my drivers license. Close enough -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:11 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
I’m not laughing
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:11 JST
penguin
😂 -
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:12 JST
Rose
Yes…why wouldn’t I? -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:12 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
This explains my premium
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:12 JST
Rose
Ha ha ha -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:13 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
YOU DRIVE?!
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:14:45 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
My house is a blue eye zone. -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:15:18 JST
penguin
:pepe_sign_urgay: -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:17:17 JST
penguin
🤔
did you say you were an asparagus? -
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:17:18 JST
Rose
No joke, I backed a car up once and then this guy wanted to know my zodiac sign. Weirdo -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:20:08 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
This makes no sense. 🤔 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:20:09 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
That’s because you’re brown 😙
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:21:03 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I don't see the relevance. 🤔 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:21:05 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
That’s what God said
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:21:05 JST
penguin
🤔 did you call hump a platypus? -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:21:30 JST
penguin
*can't -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:21:45 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Not yet
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:21:45 JST
penguin
🤨 fkn do it -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:23:02 JST
penguin
heh - just ruined his day for the second time 😏 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:23:03 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Platypusamous 😤
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:23:50 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
> If God reasonable, why you make no sense? -
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:26:48 JST
Rose
He was all, “Nobody ever wants to just back up to the door” -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:26:48 JST
penguin
erm ... -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:26:49 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
He knew you were a retard
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:26:49 JST
Rose
No no, he was impressed. And was convinced I had the same sign as him. So retarded. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:26:49 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Oh rose, sweet child, that was an equivalent to “oh God bless”
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:27:03 JST
penguin
so ...
you and some guy murdered 100 birds then he was so impressed you backed up to his door that he wanted to know your sign? 🧐 -
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Rose (rose@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:27:04 JST
Rose
We also slaughtered almost 100 birds that day. But hey, I learned how to butcher poultry. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:27:24 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Awesome, my work is done here
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:27:24 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
It's night time, faggots. 😤 -
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:28:38 JST
penguin
it's only 830 there 🙄 -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:28:44 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Yes. So I'll be up for 12 more hours. Sleep tight. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:28:57 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Stick it right in the ovapositor. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:32:14 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I finished up a project yesterday. I took the day off. -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:32:15 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
File some papers, serve some docs. Do something
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penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:32:37 JST
penguin
#metoo -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:34:35 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I'm not lazy. I've been working out and learning shit. 😤 -
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The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:34:36 JST
The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
Lazy ass Mexican. Fuck sake it’s not even the weekend
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:41:42 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I do what I like to do. I work only enough as possible to afford it. -
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LordOfTheKangs (lordofthekangs@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:41:43 JST
LordOfTheKangs
Tfw only humans work 40 hours a week for zog until they die -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:44:20 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
My office is my bedroom toilet, sir. 😒 -
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Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:44:21 JST
Peter
>I finished up a project yesterday. I took the day off.
Has day off. But he was still in... his office. :blobglarenervous: -
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Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:53:44 JST
Peter
>My office is my bedroom toilet, sir. 😒
Exactly. You'd have to get dressed and go somewhere just to get out of the office. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:53:44 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
Why would I do that? I have shit to do. -
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LordOfTheKangs (lordofthekangs@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:59:11 JST
LordOfTheKangs
It must be nice working for yourself. Every time I tried to take more than a 4 day weekend my managers threatened to hire a replacement (my managers were spiritually jewish and sold the company to pajeets) -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 12:59:11 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
It hard sometimes. I go through cycles of work and burn out, which comes with a complete inability to attend to law for long periods of time. And I don't always control my schedule.
I'm in a burn out phase right now. Been spending a lot of time in the studio. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 13:00:12 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I have an eight inch laptop for the can. It runs arch with i3wm. I can thumb type. -
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Peter (1967gto@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 13:00:13 JST
Peter
>Why would I do that? I have shit to do.
You can send e-mails from the 'hood. (you just need to keep your head on a swivel) -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 13:39:26 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
On big issue I have is it's no my problem. It's someone else's. I tend to keep to myself, and avoid fires where I can. I've lost a lot of empathy over the years. Like.... why the fuck did you do that? -
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LordOfTheKangs (lordofthekangs@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 13:39:27 JST
LordOfTheKangs
Almost like society is upside down and we slave for our own destruction -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 00:24:58 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
My 12 hours is up. Good night, faggots!
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