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   Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 11:13:10 JST Paul Cantrell

   The tough part of running the Torment Nexus is how to retain customers when you do the pricing rug pull and make them actually cover the cost of their own suffering

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 11:15:28 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Right now we don’t even know how good we have it while our ceaseless pain from which there can be no waking is being subsidized by investors

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 12:08:28 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊

     @theogrin

     TIRED: five nines of uptime
     WIRED: five nines in the price

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     Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊 (theogrin@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 12:08:29 JST Jennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊

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     @inthehands

     Rebranding! It's an industry standard. Facebook is now Meta. Twitter is now 'X'. And the Torment Nexus is now NEXXUS, with the superfluous X standing for 'X-tra Torment!'

     And now YOU can get a lifetime subscription‡ for the FREE price of just ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine, so buy now before the price goes up again!

     ‡ Lifetime subscription valid until the company's name changes into something else. Like TN. We'll do that in a few months.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 14:06:38 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Gary Houston

     @ghouston

     Supremacy Upgrade: increases your suffering by 30%, but increases the suffering of someone else of your choice by 80%

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     Gary Houston (ghouston@mamot.fr)'s status on Monday, 25-May-2026 14:06:39 JST Gary Houston

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     @inthehands maybe add a premium version which allows watching the suffering of others.