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   Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io)'s status on Thursday, 14-May-2026 23:34:20 JST Matthew Skala

   Today I learned that owning a whale without a license, although illegal, does not render you ineligible for jury service in Ontario.

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     lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Thursday, 14-May-2026 23:34:19 JST lainy

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     @mattskala so you bought the whale for nothing?
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     Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io)'s status on Thursday, 14-May-2026 23:36:00 JST Matthew Skala

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     • lainy

     @lain Yeah, and I don't think the jury stipend will cover feeding it. Maybe if I start immediately I can train the whale to boop buttons labelled "guilty" and "not guilty" with its nose.

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