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Maybe if I start immediately I can train the whale to boop buttons labelled \"guilty\" and \"not guilty\" with its nose.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.io\/users\/mattskala\/statuses\/116573427731009584","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.io\/users\/mattskala\/statuses\/116573427731009584","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/lain.com\/users\/lain\" class=\"u-url mention\">@lain<\/a> Yeah, and I don't think the jury stipend will cover feeding it.  Maybe if I start immediately I can train the whale to boop buttons labelled \"guilty\" and \"not guilty\" with its nose.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.io\/@mattskala\/116573427731009584","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/lain.com\/objects\/cfbd9955-c2f4-40b6-a402-ded9163f350c","url":"https:\/\/lain.com\/objects\/cfbd9955-c2f4-40b6-a402-ded9163f350c"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/lain.com\/users\/lain"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-14:objectType=thread:nonce=66fad0e7d7b40b63","notice_info":{"local_id":"12598654","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-05-14T14:36:00+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mstdn.io\/@mattskala\/116573427731009584"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mstdn.io\/users\/mattskala","displayName":"Matthew Skala","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5105-original-tmp20220813232906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5105-96-20220813232906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5105-48-20220813232906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5105-24-20220813232906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"5105"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5105-96-20220813232906.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"1. 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