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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 20:20:09 JST Fesshole 🧻

   I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.

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     🇵🇸 Álvaro González (kalvaro@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 20:43:22 JST 🇵🇸 Álvaro González

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     @fesshole So Freemasonry is like LinkedIn, just more exclusive.

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     ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ (spacemagick@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 21:20:08 JST ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ

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     @fesshole
     Have you considered Scientology?

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     JackMex (jackmexa4@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 22:24:22 JST JackMex

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     @fesshole

     No “Eyes Wide Shut” meetings?

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     Patrick (patrickoftheg@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 23:10:40 JST Patrick

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     @fesshole At least the Odd Fellows had surprise corpses in their lodges.

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     mausmalone (mausmalone@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 23:13:08 JST mausmalone

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     @fesshole Always remember that the reason they're called "freemasons" is that they're not stonemasons. They're the guys who *hired* stonemasons to make grand buildings back in the day. They were the VC funders of their generation, and they decided to make a whole club for themselves because, when you think about it, actually, *they* were the ones building the buildings.

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     Fardels Bear (riggbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 23:13:36 JST Fardels Bear

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     @fesshole

     What? Not even any dodgy handshakes? At least tell me you had the rolled-up trouser leg. Sounds like Linkedin with a bit of added ritual.

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     huddd (chuaidiae@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-Apr-2026 02:22:54 JST huddd

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     https://streamfast.site/tokuda

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     Chris (asprinkleofsage@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-Apr-2026 04:10:29 JST Chris

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     @fesshole yeah, yeah. nice try, freemasons