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@fesshole<\/a> yeah, yeah. nice try, freemasons<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ASprinkleofSage\/statuses\/116472584719639014","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/ASprinkleofSage\/statuses\/116472584719639014","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> yeah, yeah. nice try, freemasons<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ASprinkleofSage\/116472584719639014","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12512796","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T19:10:29+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@ASprinkleofSage\/116472584719639014"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116472105310067787","displayName":"huddd","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/390207-original-tmp20260426171956.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/390207-96-20260426172254.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/390207-48-20260426172254.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/390207-24-20260426172254.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"390207"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/390207-96-20260426172254.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@chuaidiae","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"chuaidiae","displayName":"huddd"}},"content":"

https:\/\/streamfast.site\/tokuda<\/a><\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116472105310067787\/statuses\/116472161109570437","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/116472105310067787\/statuses\/116472161109570437","objectType":"note","content":"

https:\/\/streamfast.site\/tokuda<\/a><\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@chuaidiae\/116472161109570437","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12512470","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T17:22:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@chuaidiae\/116472161109570437"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/riggbeck","displayName":"Fardels Bear","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/63209-original-tmp20221209230936.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/63209-96-20230716114209.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/63209-48-20230716114209.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/63209-24-20230716114209.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"63209"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/63209-96-20230716114209.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Ceci n'est pas un ours.Jusqu'ici tout va bien.Dost thou think because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?I also hang out at:riggbeck@mas.toriggbeck@troet.cafeFardelsBear@bookwyrm.social","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@riggbeck","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"riggbeck","displayName":"Fardels Bear","note":"Ceci n'est pas un ours.Jusqu'ici tout va bien.Dost thou think because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?I also hang out at:riggbeck@mas.toriggbeck@troet.cafeFardelsBear@bookwyrm.social"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> <\/p>

What? Not even any dodgy handshakes? At least tell me you had the rolled-up trouser leg. Sounds like Linkedin with a bit of added ritual.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/riggbeck\/statuses\/116471410374626372","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/riggbeck\/statuses\/116471410374626372","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> <\/p>

What? Not even any dodgy handshakes? At least tell me you had the rolled-up trouser leg. Sounds like Linkedin with a bit of added ritual.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@riggbeck\/116471410374626372","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511752","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T14:13:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@riggbeck\/116471410374626372"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mausmalone","displayName":"mausmalone","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/47047-original-tmp20221202234106.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/47047-96-20230727024756.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/47047-48-20230727024756.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/47047-24-20230727024756.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"47047"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/47047-96-20230727024756.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Old school jack-of-all-trades webmaster, but I mostly talk about old video games and computing.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@mausmalone","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"mausmalone","displayName":"mausmalone","note":"Old school jack-of-all-trades webmaster, but I mostly talk about old video games and computing."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Always remember that the reason they're called \"freemasons\" is that they're not stonemasons. They're the guys who *hired* stonemasons to make grand buildings back in the day. They were the VC funders of their generation, and they decided to make a whole club for themselves because, when you think about it, actually, *they* were the ones building the buildings.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mausmalone\/statuses\/116471417070199717","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mausmalone\/statuses\/116471417070199717","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> Always remember that the reason they're called \"freemasons\" is that they're not stonemasons. They're the guys who *hired* stonemasons to make grand buildings back in the day. They were the VC funders of their generation, and they decided to make a whole club for themselves because, when you think about it, actually, *they* were the ones building the buildings.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@mausmalone\/116471417070199717","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511749","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T14:13:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@mausmalone\/116471417070199717"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/PatrickoftheG","displayName":"Patrick","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105035-original-tmp20241113201311.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105035-96-20241113212010.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105035-48-20241113212010.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105035-24-20241113212011.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"105035"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105035-96-20241113212010.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Life is a preposterous horror.Money speaks for money, the devil for his ownWho comes to speak for the skin and the bone?The law locks up the man or womanWho steals the goose off the commonBut leaves the greater villain looseWho steals the common from the goose.Une oasis d'horreur dans un d\u00e9sert d'ennui.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@PatrickoftheG","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"PatrickoftheG","displayName":"Patrick","note":"Life is a preposterous horror.Money speaks for money, the devil for his ownWho comes to speak for the skin and the bone?The law locks up the man or womanWho steals the goose off the commonBut leaves the greater villain looseWho steals the common from the goose.Une oasis d'horreur dans un d\u00e9sert d'ennui."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> At least the Odd Fellows had surprise corpses in their lodges.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/PatrickoftheG\/statuses\/116471407325056858","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/PatrickoftheG\/statuses\/116471407325056858","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> At least the Odd Fellows had surprise corpses in their lodges.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@PatrickoftheG\/116471407325056858","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511735","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T14:10:40+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@PatrickoftheG\/116471407325056858"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/115974269545454791","displayName":"JackMex","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/384989-original-tmp20260329182038.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/384989-96-20260401151342.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/384989-48-20260401151342.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/384989-24-20260401151342.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"384989"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/384989-96-20260401151342.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Reader of short teeth \ud83e\uddb7 \u2029\u2022And just like that, after making and wasting tons of money, the people who stole the land and stole the people to work the land, felt that something was stolen from them.\u2029\u2022Human rights are for all human beings.\u2029\u2022What keeps the economy going is the collective assurance or our collective willingness to keep working, keep buying, and keep paying debts. Without that assurance, there\u2019s nothing.\u2028\u2022Billionaires hate humanity.\u2028Stop buying their shit and being in their apps.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@JackMexa4","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"JackMexa4","displayName":"JackMex","note":"Reader of short teeth \ud83e\uddb7 \u2029\u2022And just like that, after making and wasting tons of money, the people who stole the land and stole the people to work the land, felt that something was stolen from them.\u2029\u2022Human rights are for all human beings.\u2029\u2022What keeps the economy going is the collective assurance or our collective willingness to keep working, keep buying, and keep paying debts. Without that assurance, there\u2019s nothing.\u2028\u2022Billionaires hate humanity.\u2028Stop buying their shit and being in their apps."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> <\/p>

No \u201cEyes Wide Shut\u201d meetings?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/115974269545454791\/statuses\/116471221044118591","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/ap\/users\/115974269545454791\/statuses\/116471221044118591","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> <\/p>

No \u201cEyes Wide Shut\u201d meetings?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@JackMexa4\/116471221044118591","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511559","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T13:24:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@JackMexa4\/116471221044118591"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/spacemagick","displayName":"\u01a7\u01bf\u0466\u03c2\u025b\u264f\u0466\u0a39\u0464\u029e","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/20736-original-tmp20221109011441.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":181,"height":181},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/20736-96-20221109011441.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/20736-48-20221109011441.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/20736-24-20221109011441.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"20736"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/20736-96-20221109011441.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@spacemagick","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"spacemagick","displayName":"\u01a7\u01bf\u0466\u03c2\u025b\u264f\u0466\u0a39\u0464\u029e","note":"I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a>
Have you considered Scientology?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/spacemagick\/statuses\/116470970880239032","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/spacemagick\/statuses\/116470970880239032","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a>
Have you considered Scientology?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@spacemagick\/116470970880239032","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511337","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T12:20:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@spacemagick\/116470970880239032"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/kAlvaro","displayName":"\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8 \u00c1lvaro Gonz\u00e1lez","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/205383-original-tmp20231029113555.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/205383-96-20231029113556.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/205383-48-20231029113556.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/205383-24-20231029113556.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"205383"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/205383-96-20231029113556.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"\/\u02c8al\u03b2a\u027eo \u0263on\u02c8\u03b8ale\u03b8\/PHP developer, cat person, science fiction reader, human rights and European Union advocate. Never again for anyone.Se hablo espanol.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@kAlvaro","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"kAlvaro","displayName":"\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8 \u00c1lvaro Gonz\u00e1lez","note":"\/\u02c8al\u03b2a\u027eo \u0263on\u02c8\u03b8ale\u03b8\/PHP developer, cat person, science fiction reader, human rights and European Union advocate. Never again for anyone.Se hablo espanol."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> So Freemasonry is like LinkedIn, just more exclusive.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/kAlvaro\/statuses\/116470826140443729","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/kAlvaro\/statuses\/116470826140443729","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> So Freemasonry is like LinkedIn, just more exclusive.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@kAlvaro\/116470826140443729","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511233","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T11:43:22+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@kAlvaro\/116470826140443729"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"

I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-29:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116470736849801621","objectType":"note","content":"

I am a freemason. I thought it would be all exciting secret world stuff. Its old blokes moaning about ceremonies and trying to get promotions, its like being in work. Its crap. No goats are involved and no secrets worth knowing. My nipple has never even been tweaked.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-04-26:objectType=thread:nonce=c688174cf3f79e07","notice_info":{"local_id":"12511180","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-04-26T11:20:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116470736849801621"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6352405","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}