Thank God I'm single, never had kids or got married. I can't imagine putting up with a woman's bullshit the rest of my life and being manipulated every day.
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samharris@merovingian.club's status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 00:38:19 JST
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 00:39:59 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I really hate sex. Vaginas are groddy. -
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white_male (white_male@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 00:40:00 JST
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Fake hetero marriage must be a drag to a faggot. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:18 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I enjoy shoving a corn cob into my rectum and letting them stick their peckers in. 🤷♂️ -
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Her Menstruating Testes 🇮🇳 (freemayonnaise@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:19 JST
Her Menstruating Testes 🇮🇳
step 1, apply for MAID
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Super Satsuki (satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:19 JST
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@freemayonnaise@noauthority.social @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club ok? then what? eat out a chicken? -
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Super Satsuki (satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:20 JST
Super Satsuki
@freemayonnaise@noauthority.social @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club how would that even work? -
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Her Menstruating Testes 🇮🇳 (freemayonnaise@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:21 JST
Her Menstruating Testes 🇮🇳
I SAID YOU ARE CLEARLY A CHICKEN FUCKER YOU DEGENERATE
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Super Satsuki (satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:22 JST
Super Satsuki
@freemayonnaise@noauthority.social @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club bruh wat -
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Her Menstruating Testes 🇮🇳 (freemayonnaise@noauthority.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:23 JST
Her Menstruating Testes 🇮🇳
chickenfucker detected.
one of my day old chicks I raised up last year was a genetic defective that did nothing but leak puss & pick at its ass feathers & it all smelled worse than it sounds, but it will still push out an egg every 5th day or so. unholy.
situation was worse than any first responder nightmare I can imagine because it went on for weeks.
[Edit: forgot the part about it being prolapsed. clean & push in with nitrile gloves daily and get back to me, barf]
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Super Satsuki (satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:01:24 JST
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@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club have u tried a cloaca? -
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Super Satsuki (satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 08:08:36 JST
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@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @freemayonnaise@noauthority.social
Is this a new gay guy exploration? I support it. I can't wait to see the x-rays btw but I'm just weird and not a doctor. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 19:12:46 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
I will take the crown as the reigning queen. 🤨 -
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Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 19:12:47 JST
Deplorable Degenerate
Hump you want to be nominated in the fag tourney? Call it a hunch, but I think you may do well. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 19:51:13 JST
?? Humpleupagus ??
That guy is a total fag though. -
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Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 19:51:17 JST
Deplorable Degenerate
Sorry you took too long to respond I nominated in Tony instead. 😭
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