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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:23:30 JST
Dudebro
Soldiers were ordered to stab the ocean to mog Poseidon. Also the final emperor thought his chicken died when they reported of the Goth invasion. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:23:29 JST
Hoss Delgado
IIRC in Greco-Roman mythology Poseidon was eternally seething because his brothers got to rule the sky and he was stuck with the sea. -
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Nice Coach Weiss (mrws88@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:23:30 JST
Nice Coach Weiss
poseidon was a fucking simp -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:23:30 JST
Dudebro
Imagine being the god of the ocean. The only pussy in the ocean is fishussy. -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:31:27 JST
Dudebro
Honestly I would be too. Yay I'm relegated to ruling what is considered the mother of life. Effectively operating a womans position. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:31:27 JST
Hoss Delgado
At least he didn't get as raw of a deal as Hades, who pop culture often depicts as a bad guy when in truth he was just assigned as the designated wrangler of the dead. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:34:43 JST
Hoss Delgado
Tbf I imagine the underworld is fairly dreary company, hence all the drama he cause wifing up Persephone with those pomegranate seeds. -
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Nice Coach Weiss (mrws88@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:34:44 JST
Nice Coach Weiss
imagine having to talk to fucking squids all day instead of ruling the underworld kek what a bitch -
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Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:37:20 JST
Dudebro
Literally every god of death minus a few are just doing their job unlike the other gods. Literally the blue collar guy getting fucked over by people for closing the road. -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 06-Apr-2026 08:38:29 JST
Hoss Delgado
I think out of all of the Greek gods, Hades fucked with innocent mortals the least. Dude kept to himself mostly.
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