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   zeldman (zeldman@front-end.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Mar-2026 09:10:33 JST zeldman

   Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one’s own dick in a doorway.

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     🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 (jonathankoren@sfba.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Mar-2026 13:55:29 JST 🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄

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     @zeldman

     Personally, I like how the Pakistani defense minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.