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Once was in R&amp;D at Apple &amp; Compaq. One NASA launch. Designed stuff. Made things go. Made things stop. Collected data. Sysadmin. Musician. Lead guitarist. Songwriter. Oregonian again after many stops.Profile picture: Head of a man in a hazmat suit from an album.Header picture: Colors of Ukraine.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/@steter","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"steter","displayName":"Steve's Place","note":"ASCAP member. Once was in R&amp;D at Apple &amp; Compaq. One NASA launch. Designed stuff. Made things go. Made things stop. Collected data. Sysadmin. Musician. Lead guitarist. Songwriter. Oregonian again after many stops.Profile picture: Head of a man in a hazmat suit from an album.Header picture: Colors of Ukraine."}},"content":"RT @steter @zeldman Personally, I like how the Pakistani defense minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-08:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter\/statuses\/116316341930235801\/activity","object":{"id":"https:\/\/front-end.social\/users\/zeldman\/statuses\/116313548917232744","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Rushing to the hospital Emergency Room has emerged as perhaps the paramount objective of slamming one\u2019s own dick in a doorway.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/front-end.social\/@zeldman\/116313548917232744","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-03-30:objectType=thread:nonce=6acb909702b9f19e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12372511","source":"ActivityPub","repeat_of":"12371613"}},"published":"2026-03-30T04:55:31+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"title":"steter repeated a notice by zeldman","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.stevesworld.co\/users\/steter\/statuses\/116316341930235801\/activity"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/sfba.social\/users\/jonathankoren","displayName":"\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udffb\ud83c\udf84Jolly Kringle \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udffb\ud83c\udf84","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/160730-original-tmp20241204203617.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/160730-96-20241214222646.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/160730-48-20241205234458.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/160730-24-20241214222646.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"160730"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/160730-96-20241214222646.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"High Weirdness accelerationistKnown hummus supporterInfowarriorTogether, we can win the War on Bikes.","url":"https:\/\/sfba.social\/@jonathankoren","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"jonathankoren","displayName":"\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udffb\ud83c\udf84Jolly Kringle \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udffb\ud83c\udf84","note":"High Weirdness accelerationistKnown hummus supporterInfowarriorTogether, we can win the War on Bikes."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/front-end.social\/@zeldman\" class=\"u-url mention\">@zeldman<\/a> <\/p><p>Personally, I like how the Pakistani defense minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-10-08:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/sfba.social\/users\/jonathankoren\/statuses\/116313646624706769","object":{"id":"https:\/\/sfba.social\/users\/jonathankoren\/statuses\/116313646624706769","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/front-end.social\/@zeldman\" class=\"u-url mention\">@zeldman<\/a> <\/p><p>Personally, I like how the Pakistani defense minister phrased it. Doubly funny if the reports of Pakistan being a key intermediary are true.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/sfba.social\/@jonathankoren\/116313646624706769","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/front-end.social\/users\/zeldman\/statuses\/116313548917232744","url":"https:\/\/front-end.social\/@zeldman\/116313548917232744"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/front-end.social\/users\/zeldman"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-03-30:objectType=thread:nonce=6acb909702b9f19e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12372510","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-03-30T04:55:29+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/sfba.social\/@jonathankoren\/116313646624706769"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/front-end.social\/users\/zeldman","displayName":"zeldman","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43391-original-tmp20241203160700.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43391-96-20241204153453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43391-48-20241204085434.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43391-24-20241204153453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"43391"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/43391-96-20241204153453.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Ava\u2019s dad. 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