This is the problem with issuing blanket pardons.
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ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 03:28:42 JST
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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 03:48:43 JST
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@Doll "in a world where it depends can you pretty please put some effort into looking into the depends"
and they'll look down at you and say
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ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 04:14:49 JST
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Specifically the pardoned turkeys from Thanksgiving, I presume?
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JoshuaSlocum (joshuaslocum@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 04:14:50 JST
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@Doll just ask trump if he counts
or trump can issue a nega-pardon--a power rarely used by the chief executive--which means he has to be pecked to death by turkeys -
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ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 08:06:48 JST
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Mornin' Coach!
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Nice Coach Weiss (mrws88@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 08:06:49 JST
Nice Coach Weiss
Gm Doll