Them: Ryan, why do you always smell like almonds?
Me: Huh? Oh. I've been microdosing cyanide to build up a tolerance.
Them: Ah, makes sense.
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Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 21-Feb-2026 20:12:00 JST
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Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 21-Feb-2026 21:03:18 JST
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@negative12dollarbill Does iocane smell like almonds?
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Negative12DollarBill (negative12dollarbill@techhub.social)'s status on Saturday, 21-Feb-2026 21:03:19 JST
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@ryanc what no iocaine?
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Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 22-Feb-2026 18:12:10 JST
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@EtherealResonance @negative12dollarbill I think you're thinking of bitter almonds.
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@ryanc @negative12dollarbill no but almonds do contain cynaide afaik. You can only eat 20g or smth maximum a day
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