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   • Dan Ports

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   - "My dishwasher is on the internet!"
   - "Why is on the internet?"
   - "To download software updates!"
   - "Why does it need software updates?"
   - "To fix security vulnerabilities!"
   - "Why would it have security vulnerabilities?"
   - "Because it's on the internet!"

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     Dan Ports (dan@discuss.systems)'s status on Thursday, 19-Feb-2026 19:23:34 JST Dan Ports

     Can’t wait to find out how this upgrade enhances my dishwasher’s performance.

     At least it’s not adding new AI features, I guess…

     Peter Krefting, mark and GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) and 3 others repeated this.