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   Ashwin Dixit (purrperl@noc.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-2026 19:08:27 JST Ashwin Dixit

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   Q: What's the difference between a bad hunter and a constipated owl?

   A: The bad hunter shoots and shoots, but can't hit.

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     Dgar (dgar@aus.social)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-2026 19:08:28 JST Dgar

     Me: Owls are boring. They just sleep all day and eat mice at night.

     Them: Says who?

     Me: Oh yeah, they do that too.

     Chris Were ⁂🐧📰🌱☕ repeated this.