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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 00:20:08 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Son turns 16 next week.Went into the toilet after him and saw a huge jobby staring up at me. Got emotional when I realised that I hadn't seen one of his jobbies, since he was a toddler.Then I had a rush of pride as I realised how big it was.Went through and gave him a big hug.

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     Evil Jim O’Donnell (eatyourgreens@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 00:26:04 JST Evil Jim O’Donnell

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     @fesshole then everyone in the bathroom stood up and applauded?

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 00:32:46 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole So he's 15 and still unable to flush properly? Or maybe he knew about your childish fascination with defecation?

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     Jes (jesticulated@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 02:24:46 JST Jes

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     @fesshole Bet that jobbie was still a better show than the Melania movie

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     Michael 🤨 (thepurplemonkey@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-2026 12:58:57 JST Michael 🤨

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     @fesshole I must insist that you go to therapy