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Criminally insane.Here are some emojis that vaguely describe me, in no particular order: \ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83c\udf93\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udef6\ud83c\udfd5\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udfbe\ud83c\udff9\ud83c\udfae\ud83c\udfb9\u2649\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@thePurpleMonkey","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"thePurpleMonkey","displayName":"Michael \ud83e\udd28","note":"Software Developer and addicted to caffeine. Criminally insane.Here are some emojis that vaguely describe me, in no particular order: \ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83c\udf93\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udef6\ud83c\udfd5\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udfbe\ud83c\udff9\ud83c\udfae\ud83c\udfb9\u2649\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I must insist that you go to therapy<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/thePurpleMonkey\/statuses\/115993367885983924","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/thePurpleMonkey\/statuses\/115993367885983924","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I must insist that you go to therapy<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@thePurpleMonkey\/115993367885983924","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115990384180556422","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115990384180556422"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-31:objectType=thread:nonce=24909137ed4f6c91","notice_info":{"local_id":"12039183","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-02-01T03:58:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Bet that jobbie was still a better show than the Melania movie<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Jesticulated\/statuses\/115990869198288947","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Jesticulated\/statuses\/115990869198288947","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Bet that jobbie was still a better show than the Melania 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Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> So he's 15 and still unable to flush properly? Or maybe he knew about your childish fascination with defecation?<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115990433867164326","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115990433867164326","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> So he's 15 and still unable to flush properly? Or maybe he knew about your childish fascination with defecation?<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115990433867164326","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115990384180556422","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115990384180556422"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-31:objectType=thread:nonce=24909137ed4f6c91","notice_info":{"local_id":"12035707","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-31T15:32:46+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115990433867164326"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/eatyourgreens","displayName":"Evil Jim O\u2019Donnell","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292828-original-tmp20250405165640.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292828-96-20250405170053.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292828-48-20250405170053.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292828-24-20250405170053.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"292828"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/292828-96-20250405170053.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Research software engineer with Oxford RSE. 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Got emotional when I realised that I hadn't seen one of his jobbies, since he was a toddler.Then I had a rush of pride as I realised how big it was.Went through and gave him a big hug.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115990384180556422","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115990384180556422","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Son turns 16 next week.Went into the toilet after him and saw a huge jobby staring up at me. 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