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Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:39:20 JST
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:39:19 JST
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co aww think of how sad the poor billionaire was when he found out he couldn't fuck kids. so sad. please award him 10000000 bajillion more dollars of federal funding from the tax money of poor people pistolero likes this. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:41:54 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co bro you DID NOT just try to fucking run defense for a pedophile billionaire to me right now. who is paying you pistolero likes this. -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:41:55 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab he's not even there to fuck kids, he just want social approval for the first time in his life and was willing to fuck kids for it and they told him no pistolero likes this. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:45:31 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co idk from the email it says that he says he cleared his whole calendar to attend the island and in the next email gislaine says sorry, we're thinking of shutting down the whole operation when i'm pretty sure the operation means kid fucking and not just hosting parties on an island with a coupleobeers
again, I ask WHY ARE YOU RUNNING DEFENSE FOR A BILLIONAIRE PEDOPHILEpistolero likes this. -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:45:32 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab i'm just saying this is so pathetic and sad elon would have been better off if the leak said he fucked kids instead pistolero likes this. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:53:18 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co yes because they didn't want to help him fuck kids i have no idea why you keep running defense for pedophiles pistolero likes this. -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:53:19 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab epstein forwarded it to maxwell telling her to deal with this, and maxwell left that in her reply when she was going "tee hee actually you just missed it" as a flex pistolero likes this. -
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CMD (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:58:57 JST
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@RustyCrab Please tell me this is real pistolero likes this. -
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Kazak (kazak@shin.mugicha.club)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:59:04 JST
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(Girls FTW!) pistolero likes this. -
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Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:59:16 JST
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@tard yeah lemme get you the guy who took the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the screenshot of the... pistolero likes this. -
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Tard (tard@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:59:17 JST
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Is there a link for this one?pistolero likes this.pistolero repeated this. -
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Tard (tard@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:59:20 JST
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Every other screenshot has been verified though.pistolero likes this. -
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Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:59:31 JST
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@tard I don't know anything man I saw a funny screenshot and reposted it pistolero likes this. -
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Tard (tard@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 14:59:54 JST
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Any time you see a meme that seems too good to be true you need to run it by me for a reality check.
Just ask yourself "would Tard believe this?" and if you're not sure then send it my way in a DM.pistolero likes this. -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:01:13 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab it's not "help" he's just too cringe even they don't want him to be around
if you had any semblance of an amygdala left to understand the nuance instead of kneejerking and accusing me of defending him that would be greatpistolero likes this. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:01:24 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co bro if he wants social approval and to party he can go literally anywhere else that has people and isn't just the child sex convention island but instead you're saying that he just went to the child sex convention island for social approval. they literally called it a pedophile convention in their emails, i don't think they were there for many other reasons except for the pedophile convention. even trying to put this up for debate is offensive, don't tell me i'm arguing in bad faith when your argument is this bad -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:10:50 JST
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@f0x@dsmc.space @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info maybe it was a factor, but are you really saying that the main reason someone goes to a sex party is to just to hang out with their friends and not maybe possibly have sex which everyone else is doing, i don't give a shit if he wanted to save the whales and end world hunger and solve cancer to go to a place expressly for the purpose of fucking kids -
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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:10:51 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab @hakui sorry lass but by no means is hakuis argument defense, it's just the fact that elon was willing to be a pedophile to try and be accepted because he's a huge loser. -
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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:10:52 JST
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@shibao @hakui @RustyCrab you can label anything as the cool kids club and have it be wanted as just being in the cool kids club or have you not understood what grooming and peer pressure are -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:13:07 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab he's been trying to worm himself into every possible social group in his life
gamers
bitcoiners
libertarians
and every single time he got rejected
of course he's desperate and would try any group
with the way you're sperging out it's no wonder @meowski had that kind of notes on you lmao -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:13:07 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @meowski@fluf.club bro just stop trying to play defense for a pedophile billionaire, it's not hard. the only note i know of that he had for me was possible tranny, i don't know what you're trying to say about me -
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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:15:15 JST
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@shibao @hakui @RustyCrab yer missin the point where I say "he was trying to be a pedophile", the to be after that is only additional to your point, not subtractive or excusing. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:15:15 JST
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@f0x@dsmc.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co no shit he was trying to be a pedophile, the entire beginning of the post was him banging on the front door asking to be let in in email form, we all can clearly see that he's trying to be a pedophile. this is like someone who publicly posted plans to shoot up a school and then other people saying "oh well he just wanted to look cool in front of the other school shooters, actually wanting to shoot up the school was just incidental you know" as if that makes it any less worse that he wanted to shoot up schools -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:19:17 JST
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@f0x@dsmc.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co trying to argue that a guy standing on the street corner with a bottle of chloroform and a rag wasn't actually a rapist and just wanted to fit in with the guys hanging out in the rape alleyway is some insane defense lawyer behavior -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:21:28 JST
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@f0x@dsmc.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co my entire question is why are you acting as a defense lawyer for a billionaire pedophile on the internet for f r e e -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:27:22 JST
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@f0x@dsmc.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co sure, but i think the main cause was that he also wanted to fuck kids
i'm probably just pissed because i get called a groomer by like all the right state owned and non state owned media for having a medical condition i greatly dislike and then when a pedophile billionaire says "please let me into the child sex party room pleaaaaase" people are like "well you see the reason he did this was actually due to abandonment issues during his childhood" like aight. i fucking hate pedophiles, i refuse to use their term "MAPs", if i see people trying to defend MAPs in the same way i get similarly extremely pissed because all of their fucking shit gets thrown at me for existing. -
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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:27:23 JST
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@shibao @hakui @RustyCrab not defending anyone, it's a psych analysis of cause. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:28:54 JST
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@bajax@baj.ax @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @f0x@dsmc.space sure that's what you said which is charitable to hakui but instead his first reply started off withhe's not even there to fuck kidslike fucking hell he's not -
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bajax (bajax@baj.ax)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:28:55 JST
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@shibao @hakui @RustyCrab @f0x nobody's saying he wasn't *trying* to be a pedophile, they're saying that the pathetic part is that he wanted to be part of the pedophile club but wasn't allowed... they're condemning him even *worse* than you are -
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Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:34:50 JST
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@shibao @hakui @RustyCrab oh for sure. no worries. I use sperging like a medical term. I know the feeling.
I'm deeply disgusted by pedophiles and anyone with sense knows yer not one, yakno. yer great. i've been trying to gauge when i get into similar states of anger where i might not see the words presented and just chill for a sec. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:36:06 JST
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@f0x@dsmc.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co i just realized in my anger i said i refused to use their terms and then used it immediately afterwards. pic related. anyways a lot of my friends growing up were spergs so that's probably still the case, they just call me a dork instead XD -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:39:35 JST
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@bajax@baj.ax @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @f0x@dsmc.space maybe i misread but to me it was not clear to me until he made this post which i only saw until just now which was further down the chain
RE: https://tuusin.misono-ya.info/objects/09d21882-d8c5-4956-9505-8742a45ed539 -
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bajax (bajax@baj.ax)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:39:36 JST
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@shibao @hakui @RustyCrab @f0x I don't think that post can be reasonably read in any other way than "he wasn't there *just* to fuck kids."
being willing to fuck kids doesn't make him any less of a pedophile and nothing in this thread or in my history reading hakui's posts makes me think there's any apologia to that effect in that post -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:42:28 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab @bajax @f0x good, at least my effort trying to clarify it paid off 受不了包 likes this. -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:48:43 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @meowski@fluf.club i have no almonds for pedophiles, even the fact that i have to block instances on my server because pedophile instances even exist makes me mad. honestly if nothing comes of this and we become a nation of "hahaa those funny billionaires, just always trying to have sex with kids, anyways catch the ball game?" we probably deserve to get nuked, if we don't have moral fiber about this then what even do we have moral fiber about then -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 15:48:44 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab i'm not saying i agree with @meowski , but i'm saying i understand why he'd think that way
same with my original reply but you just can't calm your almost nonexistent almonds to process it -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:02:42 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @anemone@ebiverse.social @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @bajax@baj.ax @f0x@dsmc.space i didn't really see the "even" part of the first sentence, it took me a bunch of rereads for it to click for some reason. i think part of it too is there are so many elon glazers even to this day that will probably unironically argue that elon didn't want to fuck kids thought that you were elon glazing here for some strange reason -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:02:43 JST
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@anemone @shibao @RustyCrab @bajax @f0x exactly the point i was trying to make -
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anemone@ebiverse.social's status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:02:44 JST
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@shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev @bajax@baj.ax @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @f0x@dsmc.space it doesn’t seem like a defense lol if anything raping kids for social approval is actually worse than raping kids because you’re a pedophile -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:04:28 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @anemone@ebiverse.social @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @bajax@baj.ax @f0x@dsmc.space i haven't even looked at shit site recently, i wonder if anyone is even talking about it or if it is just all banned by the algorithm lol -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:09:20 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @anemone@ebiverse.social @bajax@baj.ax @f0x@dsmc.space this is what i get for staying up like 3 hours past my bedtime -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:09:21 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab @anemone @bajax @f0x just glad you finally caught it, i was about to lose my patience and verbally escalate -
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受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:44:08 JST
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@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @anemone@ebiverse.social @bajax@baj.ax @f0x@dsmc.space well after all this, i think this image is fake -
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御園はくい (hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info)'s status on Saturday, 31-Jan-2026 16:44:09 JST
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@shibao @RustyCrab @anemone @bajax @f0x wacalu