I find it hard to find greetings cards for my mum that express how I really feel. There a lot of 'Best mum ever' cards, not many say 'Thanks for fulfilling your legal obligations' or 'At least you weren't violent'.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 01:27:33 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Gabriel N (wtrmt@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 01:27:33 JST
Gabriel N
@fesshole “Cold comfort all year long!”
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Michele Feltman Strider (michelestrider@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 01:27:39 JST
Michele Feltman Strider
@fesshole A card for when you care enough to send the very meh-st
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The Golden Age of Witless (j0ebaldw1n@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 01:31:57 JST
The Golden Age of Witless
@fesshole If you feel that way then just don't buy cards for her, surely
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 02:06:26 JST
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole I feel ya.
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Dibs (dtwx@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 02:35:35 JST
Dibs
@fesshole I have the same problem every year. I end up getting arty ones with no message on them and write what I want.
Though:
"At least I didn't get rickets!"And:
"Thanks for getting my vaccinated!"Would all be fair, in my case.
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Harold Smith (mistersmith@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 12:57:28 JST
Harold Smith
@fesshole feel you. The worst thinkg is, if there ever will be a chance to at least communicate and be understood, how we really are to another. Time goes by and at some point nothing will be left to be done.
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