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@fesshole<\/a> feel you. The worst thinkg is, if there ever will be a chance to at least communicate and be understood, how we really are to another. Time goes by and at some point nothing will be left to be done.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/MisterSmith\/statuses\/115980147453948513","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/MisterSmith\/statuses\/115980147453948513","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> feel you. The worst thinkg is, if there ever will be a chance to at least communicate and be understood, how we really are to another. Time goes by and at some point nothing will be left to be done.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@MisterSmith\/115980147453948513","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12027296","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-30T03:57:28+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@MisterSmith\/115980147453948513"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/dtwx","displayName":"Dibs","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/168933-original-tmp20230908114425.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/168933-96-20241231190220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/168933-48-20241231190220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/168933-24-20241231190220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"168933"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/168933-96-20241231190220.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Everyday is a school day. I'm really bad at putting Likes on responses. Sorry.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@dtwx","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"dtwx","displayName":"Dibs","note":"Everyday is a school day. I'm really bad at putting Likes on responses. Sorry."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I have the same problem every year. I end up getting arty ones with no message on them and write what I want.<\/p>

Though:
\"At least I didn't get rickets!\"<\/p>

And:
\"Thanks for getting my vaccinated!\"<\/p>

Would all be fair, in my case.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/dtwx\/statuses\/115979590153256718","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/dtwx\/statuses\/115979590153256718","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I have the same problem every year. I end up getting arty ones with no message on them and write what I want.<\/p>

Though:
\"At least I didn't get rickets!\"<\/p>

And:
\"Thanks for getting my vaccinated!\"<\/p>

Would all be fair, in my case.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@dtwx\/115979590153256718","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12024052","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-29T17:35:35+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@dtwx\/115979590153256718"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur 'Weg van de supermarkt' en 'het Antidieetboek'. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur 'Weg van de supermarkt' en 'het Antidieetboek'. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I feel ya.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115979468601777707","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115979468601777707","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> I feel ya.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115979468601777707","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12023900","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-29T17:06:26+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115979468601777707"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/j0ebaldw1n","displayName":"The Golden Age of Witless","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/378751-original-tmp20260125123651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/378751-96-20260125123651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/378751-48-20260125123651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/378751-24-20260125123651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"378751"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/378751-96-20260125123651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It\u2019s always David Cameron\u2019s fault.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@j0ebaldw1n","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"j0ebaldw1n","displayName":"The Golden Age of Witless","note":"Person. Admin gonk. Nerd. 80s synthpop idiot. Semi-talented iOS app dev. Tesco Value satirical poster. Lidl croissant enthusiast. It\u2019s always David Cameron\u2019s fault."}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> If you feel that way then just don't buy cards for her, surely<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/j0ebaldw1n\/statuses\/115979298282389032","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/j0ebaldw1n\/statuses\/115979298282389032","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> If you feel that way then just don't buy cards for her, surely<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@j0ebaldw1n\/115979298282389032","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12023734","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-29T16:31:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@j0ebaldw1n\/115979298282389032"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/michelestrider","displayName":"Michele Feltman Strider","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139534-original-tmp20251104023635.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139534-96-20251104153525.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139534-48-20251104153526.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139534-24-20251104202047.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"139534"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139534-96-20251104153525.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends. https:\/\/amzn.to\/3BBqv7B","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@michelestrider","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"michelestrider","displayName":"Michele Feltman Strider","note":"I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends. https:\/\/amzn.to\/3BBqv7B"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> A card for when you care enough to send the very meh-st<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/michelestrider\/statuses\/115979324990443836","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/michelestrider\/statuses\/115979324990443836","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> A card for when you care enough to send the very meh-st<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@michelestrider\/115979324990443836","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12023708","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-29T16:27:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@michelestrider\/115979324990443836"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/wtrmt","displayName":"Gabriel N","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139490-original-tmp20230623215103.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139490-96-20231026202059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139490-48-20231026202059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139490-24-20231026202059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"139490"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/139490-96-20231026202059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Currently available for new projects.Making digital experiences healthier through research-driven design. Currently exploring the intersection of #newsfatigue and #digitalwellbeing through an open source project in discovery phase.10+ years designing for banking\/finance (Ita\u00fa, Cencosud Scotiabank). Passionate about turning complex information into intuitive experiences that serve users, not algorithms.#UXresearch #productdesign #informationdesign #opensource #banking \ud83c\uddfb\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@wtrmt","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"wtrmt","displayName":"Gabriel N","note":"Currently available for new projects.Making digital experiences healthier through research-driven design. Currently exploring the intersection of #newsfatigue and #digitalwellbeing through an open source project in discovery phase.10+ years designing for banking\/finance (Ita\u00fa, Cencosud Scotiabank). Passionate about turning complex information into intuitive experiences that serve users, not algorithms.#UXresearch #productdesign #informationdesign #opensource #banking \ud83c\uddfb\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1"}},"content":"

@fesshole<\/a> \u201cCold comfort all year long!\u201d<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/wtrmt\/statuses\/115979322096358621","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/wtrmt\/statuses\/115979322096358621","objectType":"note","content":"

@fesshole<\/a> \u201cCold comfort all year long!\u201d<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@wtrmt\/115979322096358621","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12023707","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-29T16:27:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@wtrmt\/115979322096358621"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"

I find it hard to find greetings cards for my mum that express how I really feel. There a lot of 'Best mum ever' cards, not many say 'Thanks for fulfilling your legal obligations' or 'At least you weren't violent'.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115979295607862886","objectType":"note","content":"

I find it hard to find greetings cards for my mum that express how I really feel. There a lot of 'Best mum ever' cards, not many say 'Thanks for fulfilling your legal obligations' or 'At least you weren't violent'.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-29:objectType=thread:nonce=8d88e19ce15c264e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12023706","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-29T16:27:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115979295607862886"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6105233","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}