You know how I always say picolibc isn't a Linux C library because it doesn't do all of the fancy Linux stuff? Well, it turns out you don't need much to get a semi-functioning system.
$ size test-hello-picolibc test-hello-glibc
text data bss dec hex filename
3632 144 4656 8432 20f0 test-hello-picolibc
645697 23704 22576 691977 a8f09 test-hello-glibc
I blame Kees Cook for nerd-sniping me on this one.