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Ladies, is this true???
It would explain so much. This is my go-to response to all the ladies I know (because they're all overly dramatic and emotional)
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😑 it's all about the delivery
if you say it like a beta they're going flip out.
if you deliver it in a way that they understand you're not going to put up with their stupid bullshit, they will calm tf down 🤨
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@DurpState
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also, try saying:
"wow - you sound like your mother"
"that line of thinking is why you're fatter than your sister"
*huck dark chocolate at them* when they eat it (and they will) - "yeah, you like that don't you fatty?"
maybe run after that last one 🤔
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> implying I don't already make bank at something far more enjoyable than listening to the problems of terrible people
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@penguin @DurpState All duly noted. Oh man, you should have been a marriage counsellor, you'd have made bank. :raining-money-crabby-crab: