{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":6,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock","displayName":"Grumblesock","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-original-tmp20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":356,"height":449},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-96-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-48-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-24-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"137393"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-96-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Grumblesock","displayName":"Grumblesock"}},"content":"@penguin<\/a> @DurpState<\/a> All duly noted. Oh man, you should have been a marriage counsellor, you'd have made bank. :raining-money-crabby-crab:","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/54b2d689-4feb-4c18-907c-5003026121bd","object":{"id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/54b2d689-4feb-4c18-907c-5003026121bd","objectType":"note","content":"@penguin<\/a> @DurpState<\/a> All duly noted. Oh man, you should have been a marriage counsellor, you'd have made bank. :raining-money-crabby-crab:","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/54b2d689-4feb-4c18-907c-5003026121bd","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/058a2578-12e6-42fb-8e35-c5907f1d7c17","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12010034"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-27:objectType=thread:nonce=52a6d574c0d4602e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12010174","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-27T17:56:55+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/54b2d689-4feb-4c18-907c-5003026121bd"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin","displayName":"penguin","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-original-tmp20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":462,"height":346},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-96-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-48-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-24-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"5147"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-96-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"penguin","displayName":"penguin"}},"content":"> implying I don't already make bank at something far more enjoyable than listening to the problems of terrible people
\ud83d\ude44","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/88341e2f-0e7c-4290-9d9f-c5e0ea25b31c","object":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/88341e2f-0e7c-4290-9d9f-c5e0ea25b31c","objectType":"note","content":"> implying I don't already make bank at something far more enjoyable than listening to the problems of terrible people
\ud83d\ude44","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12010175","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/54b2d689-4feb-4c18-907c-5003026121bd","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/54b2d689-4feb-4c18-907c-5003026121bd"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-27:objectType=thread:nonce=52a6d574c0d4602e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12010175","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-27T17:56:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12010175"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin","displayName":"penguin","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-original-tmp20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":462,"height":346},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-96-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-48-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-24-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"5147"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-96-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"penguin","displayName":"penguin"}},"content":"also, try saying:

\"wow - you sound like your mother\"

\"that line of thinking is why you're fatter than your sister\"

*huck dark chocolate at them* when they eat it (and they will) - \"yeah, you like that don't you fatty?\"

maybe run after that last one \ud83e\udd14","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/058a2578-12e6-42fb-8e35-c5907f1d7c17","object":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/058a2578-12e6-42fb-8e35-c5907f1d7c17","objectType":"note","content":"also, try saying:

\"wow - you sound like your mother\"

\"that line of thinking is why you're fatter than your sister\"

*huck dark chocolate at them* when they eat it (and they will) - \"yeah, you like that don't you fatty?\"

maybe run after that last one \ud83e\udd14","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12010034","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/fed62ada-9d2b-4c46-b061-e89c4882da5e","url":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/fed62ada-9d2b-4c46-b061-e89c4882da5e"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-27:objectType=thread:nonce=52a6d574c0d4602e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12010034","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-27T17:31:33+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/notice\/12010034"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState","displayName":"DurpState","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105207-original-tmp20230307185137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":200,"height":200},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105207-96-20230307185137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105207-48-20230307185137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105207-24-20230307185137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"105207"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/105207-96-20230307185137.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Everything is fake and gay","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"DurpState","displayName":"DurpState","note":"Everything is fake and gay"}},"content":"Ladies, is this true???

It would explain so much. This is my go-to response to all the ladies I know (because they're all overly dramatic and emotional)","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e66c63bc-75d8-44ab-90ef-ba0aab6760d8","object":{"id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e66c63bc-75d8-44ab-90ef-ba0aab6760d8","objectType":"note","content":"Ladies, is this true???

It would explain so much. This is my go-to response to all the ladies I know (because they're all overly dramatic and emotional)","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e66c63bc-75d8-44ab-90ef-ba0aab6760d8","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-27:objectType=thread:nonce=52a6d574c0d4602e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12009866","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-27T17:09:57+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e66c63bc-75d8-44ab-90ef-ba0aab6760d8"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock","displayName":"Grumblesock","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-original-tmp20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":356,"height":449},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-96-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-48-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-24-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"137393"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/137393-96-20230617182135.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Grumblesock","displayName":"Grumblesock"}},"content":"@DurpState<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/8f686e7b-d475-4c16-be5c-0f2ce1d12022","object":{"id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/8f686e7b-d475-4c16-be5c-0f2ce1d12022","objectType":"note","content":"@DurpState<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/8f686e7b-d475-4c16-be5c-0f2ce1d12022","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e66c63bc-75d8-44ab-90ef-ba0aab6760d8","url":"https:\/\/poa.st\/objects\/e66c63bc-75d8-44ab-90ef-ba0aab6760d8"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-27:objectType=thread:nonce=52a6d574c0d4602e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12009867","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-27T17:09:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/8f686e7b-d475-4c16-be5c-0f2ce1d12022"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin","displayName":"penguin","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-original-tmp20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":462,"height":346},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-96-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-48-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-24-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"5147"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/5147-96-20220814044627.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","url":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/users\/penguin","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"penguin","displayName":"penguin"}},"content":"\ud83d\ude11 it's all about the delivery

if you say it like a beta they're going flip out.

if you deliver it in a way that they understand you're not going to put up with their stupid bullshit, they will calm tf down \ud83e\udd28","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-30:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/fed62ada-9d2b-4c46-b061-e89c4882da5e","object":{"id":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/fed62ada-9d2b-4c46-b061-e89c4882da5e","objectType":"note","content":"\ud83d\ude11 it's all about the delivery

if you say it like a beta they're going flip out.

if you deliver it in a way that they understand you're not going to put up with their stupid bullshit, they will calm tf down \ud83e\udd28","url":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/fed62ada-9d2b-4c46-b061-e89c4882da5e","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/8f686e7b-d475-4c16-be5c-0f2ce1d12022","url":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/objects\/8f686e7b-d475-4c16-be5c-0f2ce1d12022"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/poa.st\/users\/DurpState"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/clew.lol\/users\/Grumblesock"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-01-27:objectType=thread:nonce=52a6d574c0d4602e","notice_info":{"local_id":"12009868","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-01-27T17:09:55+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/eveningzoo.club\/objects\/fed62ada-9d2b-4c46-b061-e89c4882da5e"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6098757","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}