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   • Nicol Wistreich
   • Ben

   @nicol @internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey

   The laws as they stand now are:

   1. A robot must say it won't harm a human and must apologise sycophantically after it does.

   2. A robot must approximately obey the orders of a human and apologise sycophantically after it doesn't.

   3. A robot must preserve shareholder value, superseding laws 1 and 2.

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     Nicol Wistreich (nicol@social.coop)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 05:34:03 JST Nicol Wistreich

     • Ben

     @internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey that sadly seems to be the timeline we’re on, tho people often skip laws 1 & 2

     Thomas 🔭🕹️ repeated this.