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   Mary PoppBens (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:17:15 JST Mary PoppBens

   Right. I have become hyperfixated on the remake of the 1989 Tom Hanks film The Burbs. For a few different reasons. Primarily it doesn't feel long enough since the film to remake it (I will not acknowledge 37 years have passed), but also because it stars Keke Palmer who I'm in love with and feel sure we're destined to be together but not like in a weird way I just want to follow her around secretly and take pictures of her and put them in my basement shrine - and also Jack Whitehall. But like in a straight role as the handsome husband. Jack Whitehall. With Keke Palmer. And I don't know what they've done but he does look genuinely handsome. What is happening. Can someone do this to me? They've probably just fed him well and made him drink a lot of water and done his hair nice and he's got a bit of a tan. Is that all I need? To start looking after myself? Urgh. Never gonna happen. Sorry Keke.

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     Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:17:08 JST Nick

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     @TheBreadmonkey

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     Mary PoppBens (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:17:10 JST Mary PoppBens

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     Also remake X Men but call it Sex Men

     Steve's Place repeated this.
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     Mary PoppBens (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:17:11 JST Mary PoppBens

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     Sometimes I don't know what I'm even talking about

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     Mary PoppBens (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:17:12 JST Mary PoppBens

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     Petition to remake it but call it The Boobs and have it just be about boobs

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     Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:17:13 JST Nick

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     @TheBreadmonkey It’s a TV series? There is not enough mystery for it to be a TV series. This will be a bad TV series. Although that never stopped them making anything else, I suppose.